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How to get the family togeher for Thanksgiving...and they pay the way...

posted 11/27/2008 12:08:21 PM |
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A man in New York City calls his son in Phoenix the day before Thanksgiving and says,' I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.


'Pop, what are you talking about?' the son screams.


We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the father says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her.'

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this!'


She calls NYC immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'It's all set,' he says, 'the kids are coming for Thanksgiving .... and they're paying their own way!!'

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max49

Nov 27 @ 12:45PM  
Now there's an idea.
ynot7769

Nov 27 @ 12:53PM  
now THAT'S thinking
theSkwirl

Nov 27 @ 3:09PM  
Age and cunning always wins over youth and enthusiasm.
onehornytoad69

Nov 29 @ 5:55AM  
good one!! Thx!

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