"The funny thing about Thanksgiving, or any huge meal, is that you spend 12 hours shopping for it and then chopping and cooking and braising and blanching. Then it takes 20 minutes to eat it and everybody sort of sits around in a food coma, and then it takes four hours to clean it up."
- Ted Allen
"Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants."
- Kevin James
"At Thanksgiving, my Mom always makes too much food, especially one item, like 700 or 800 pounds of sweet potatoes. She's got to push it during the meal. 'Did you get some sweet potatoes? There's sweet potatoes. They're hot. There's more in the oven, some more in the garage. The rest are at the Johnson's.'"
- Louie Anderson
"Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often."
- Johnny Carson
"An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day."
- Irv Kupcinet
"We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing."
- George Carlin
"You know that just before that first Thanksgiving dinner there was one wise, old Native American woman saying, 'Don't feed them. If you feed them, they'll never leave.'"
- Dylan Brody
"Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say,
'How long has Mom been drinking like this?' My Mom, after six Bloody Marys looks at the turkey and goes, 'Here, kitty, kitty.'"
- David Letterman
"My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow."
- Rita Rudner
"May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!"
- Author Unknown
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Sunshine79
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Nov 26 @ 10:07AM
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"The funny thing about Thanksgiving, or any huge meal, is that you spend 12 hours shopping for it and then chopping and cooking and braising and blanching. Then it takes 20 minutes to eat it and everybody sort of sits around in a food coma, and then it takes four hours to clean it up."
- Ted Allen
The most annoying part.....IMHO
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themama
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Nov 26 @ 10:13AM
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 How true some of these are.....
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theSkwirl
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Nov 26 @ 10:49AM
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I like lumpy gravy!
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maggiemae1969
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Nov 26 @ 10:57AM
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"At Thanksgiving, my Mom always makes too much food, especially one item, like 700 or 800 pounds of sweet potatoes. She's got to push it during the meal. 'Did you get some sweet potatoes? There's sweet potatoes. They're hot. There's more in the oven, some more in the garage. The rest are at the Johnson's.'"
- Louie Anderson
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straddle_fun
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Nov 26 @ 12:01PM
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Can relate to Mom pushing the potatoes...My Kids always say the same thing...my wife always states theirs more in the Oven, it's hot...what you don't like sweeet potatoes....It's times like this that we all know in reality we are all one big family....and share the same satire during the Holidays... 
Jim
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onehornytoad69
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Nov 26 @ 1:10PM
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Cute.....  thx!
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DarkKnightWalking
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Nov 26 @ 1:23PM
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"You know that just before that first Thanksgiving dinner there was one wise, old Native American woman saying, 'Don't feed them. If you feed them, they'll never leave.'"
- Dylan Brody
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sugarnspice005
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Nov 26 @ 1:36PM
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Those are cute.
"The funny thing about Thanksgiving, or any huge meal, is that you spend 12 hours shopping for it and then chopping and cooking and braising and blanching. Then it takes 20 minutes to eat it and everybody sort of sits around in a food coma, and then it takes four hours to clean it up."
- Ted Allen
That's why we have it at my parent's house. 
Ok ok ok!! My sisters and I do help Mom with the cleanup.
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mrknowuwell
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Nov 26 @ 5:33PM
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FUCK turkey.............steak n lobster 
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StraddleMyNose
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Nov 27 @ 12:04AM
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Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often."
- Johnny Carson
I can agree with this one!
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