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A Special letter

posted 11/25/2008 10:35:55 PM |
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Saint Peter approaches the lord one day and says
" Do you know people on earth are not performing
sex according to the Bible"
The lord looks puzzed....St Pete goes on..
well they are trying all kinds of positions, playing with
toys and not staying with the pure missionary position.

The lord looks over at St. Pete and states..Well I want
you to go back to earth and let me know the percentage
of people no performing sex according to the bible.

A week later saint pete comes back...Lord..about 40 %
of the people on earth are not perfoming sex according to
the bible...

The lord responds...ok for all those who are performing sex
according to the Bible I want you to send a Special Letter...


Do you know what the letter read...??


Anyone...??

Come on at least one of you ladies should know....??










Well don't feel bad....I didn't get a letter either....

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Sunshine79

Nov 25 @ 10:38PM  
LMAO.....I didn't get the damn letter either.

However, Satan has contacted me......for a job in his dungeon!
NightOfOld

Nov 25 @ 10:39PM  

Niether did I. Good one.
straddle_fun

Nov 25 @ 10:50PM  
I figure If I don't go to heaven...I'll be soooo busy
shaking hands with my friends I won't realize I'm
in Hell...
themama

Nov 26 @ 12:08AM  
LMAO... Didn't get no stinking letter.........
southerngent64

Nov 26 @ 6:07AM  
I got the letter in the mail the other day....

Addressed to the couple I bought my house from!
dmbchick420

Nov 26 @ 9:44AM  
I didn't get a letter either
theSkwirl

Nov 26 @ 9:59AM  
I didn't get it either so I asked someone.. the letter said "Buy a book for MY sake!"

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A Special letter