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Eating Cock (Updated!)

posted 11/21/2008 8:05:58 PM |

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Sunshine79

Most people cringe at the thought of eating a cock. I for one think its a nasty shit eating cock....Hence the name. But I came across a recipie that everyone should try at least once.
First get yourself a nice cedar plank and a couple nails.
Nail the cock to the board and season to taste.
Wrap the cock and board in foil or saran wrap.
Set the package in the sun for 6 to 8 hours.
Unwrap the cock
Pull the nails
Throw away the damn board and eat the fuckin' cock!!!
BON APPITITE!!!

*****Okie dokie.....this was a cpoy & paste of another members blog. It was a poor attempt at humor, but I still think it's funny..... However, no one who reads this now will understand it because the original blog was deleted....Why? I dunno.
But, if any of you couldn't see the humor or sarcasm, not my problem. And if anyone truly knows me.....you know that I LOVE COCK!!!!!!! So.....carry on now!*****

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ynot7769

Nov 21 @ 8:08PM

WTF

budman701

Nov 21 @ 8:10PM

Noway did you just do that
Im about to piss myself Im laughin so hard.

Wordsofwit

Nov 21 @ 8:14PM

You're getting as odd as the others. "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em." is not always a good strategy. Boo on you, shitty post!!!

budman701

Nov 21 @ 8:17PM

speaking of odd..^^^^^^^^

mrknowuwell

Nov 21 @ 8:29PM

i have just become a vegan

bigman9624

Nov 21 @ 9:29PM

awww Sunshine..no need to go through all that trouble
I've got a much simpler way.....

lunanegra

Nov 21 @ 9:58PM

Nail the cock to the board and season to taste.
Wrap the cock and board in foil or saran wrap.
Set the package in the sun for 6 to 8 hours.
Unwrap the cock
Pull the nails
Throw away the damn board and eat the fuckin' cock!!!

~By Lorena Bobbit

budman701

Nov 21 @ 10:07PM

If I remember right, lorena thru away the cock and probably ate the board.

sugarnspice005

Nov 21 @ 10:08PM

wait a minute...I thought I saw a blog with this same recipe, but instead of cock, it was carp.

Goodness...it is getting stranger by the day here.

geena

Nov 21 @ 10:51PM

You got me so scared my friend, I thought you're Lorena-Bobbit-possessed and that spirit is wandering all over AMD

Good one but next time put a warning ok?

themama

Nov 21 @ 11:39PM

1bunny629

Nov 22 @ 2:45AM

If it were only that easy!

tassie1

Nov 22 @ 3:13AM

hmm, duz it taste like chicken though

beefygoblin

Nov 22 @ 3:16AM

Ummm cancel our date...

You may never get pestered by men on this site again... the angry lesbians will be all over you though...

chris801

Nov 22 @ 8:19AM

maybe yu just havnt had one that taste good

onehornytoad69

Nov 22 @ 8:41AM

That is sooooo wrong!!!!

hot4you120

Nov 22 @ 10:28AM

wow note to self dont eat at her house

maggiemae1969

Nov 22 @ 12:18PM

an atempt at humor ?

Lisa46

Nov 22 @ 12:22PM

for heavens sake people lighten up

Sunshine I think its funny

Dan360

Nov 22 @ 1:06PM

Sunshine... you leave those nails at home and come on over for lunch....

themama

Nov 22 @ 1:55PM

I thought it was funny last night and still think it is..

asnet

Nov 22 @ 4:48PM

goodbangin

Nov 29 @ 7:59AM

...never, ever ever joke about a cock like that. whoever orignally posted that has a demented sense of humor. one might say a real pyscho. the thought of that just makes a guy cringe with fear and terror.also no, i couldn't see the humor or sarcasm in that.

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