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posted 11/20/2008 2:46:25 PM |
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  justpassinthru

My New Parrot

Recently I received a parrot as a gift.

The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with
profanity.

I tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently
saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else I could
think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot.

The parrot yelled back.

I shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.

So, in desperation, I threw up my hands, grabbed the bird and
put him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.

Then suddenly there was total quiet.

Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that I'd hurt the parrot,

I quickly opened the door to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto my outstretched arms and said


"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and
actions.

I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and
I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and
unforgivable behavior."

I was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As I was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic
change in his behavior, the bird continued,

"May I ask what the turkey did?"

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

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ThePurpleProphet

Nov 20 @ 3:02PM  
You put a turkey in your freezer. What did it do wrong? You evil person you. Or was that whole thing a joke. If so, I laughed. Thanks, I needed that.
1bunny629

Nov 20 @ 3:14PM  
That was funny!
max49

Nov 20 @ 4:34PM  
LMAO
thecrow4169

Nov 20 @ 4:43PM  
kudos!
bigman9624

Nov 20 @ 4:57PM  
I like that! Good one..........
casuallylooking

Nov 21 @ 1:39AM  
I had read this a really long time ago, but had forgotten it...Funny all over again this time.... Thanks for the laugh..

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