I had a wet dream about you last night
It was Great!
We were climbing trees
And when your dumb ass fell out
I laughed so hard I pissed my pants
What did the hurricane say to the coconut?
Hold on to your NUTS motherfucker this ain't no
ordinary blow job!
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mrknowuwell
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Nov 19 @ 1:52PM
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my sheets r still wet 
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max49
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Nov 19 @ 2:02PM
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You are so bad but that is some funny shit right there.  
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Sunshine79
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Nov 19 @ 2:10PM
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OMG, that's so funny!!! Gotta text that to my girlfriend!
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paladin1aa
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Nov 19 @ 2:17PM
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I had a wet dream too !! 
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funnywhapper
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Nov 19 @ 4:07PM
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i have wet dreams too all the time,
but while i'm awake. see case
of the somanbulist sweetheart.
but glad to see you made
it back from your blind date.
or blind mate. some people
love to make love while blind.
the blind make love too.
this is why they say love is blind.
usually you have your eyes closed.
but i like keep mine open.
to watch the action.
you never know about a continuing
relationship, they change overnight.
you were sure they were thus and so,
and suddenly they are totally the opposite.
true, faithful and loyal one day, cheating
lying lounge lizards the next lusting
for every one of your girlfriends even
your mom. or billionaire one day,
pauper the next. the market can
be so bi-polar. takes you
to the waldorf astoria on the
first date. and to mcdonald's the
next. buys a fifty million dollar
ring for you one time he is engaged to you.
breaks it off, gives you the ring as
satisfaction for breaking up with you.
then ask you to marry him again
and gives you a costume jewelry
ring he bought at wal mart
for ten dollars that time.
but tells you its worth 30 million dollars.
you begin to think he is a liar.
not really, he just told the truth
too much in his life. and someone
told him recently to learn to lie a lot.
he followed that advice. he read
some book, called 'lie your way to love', by mr. lyin lion.
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clickedanad2
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Nov 19 @ 8:39PM
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this gets you a greenie
thanks for the grins
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beefygoblin
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Nov 19 @ 11:10PM
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Sunshine has a girlfriend...can I watch?
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thecrow4169
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Nov 19 @ 11:17PM
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