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posted 11/18/2008 6:02:05 PM |
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  sugarnspice005

Washington Post's Mensa Invitational:
Readers were asked to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by
adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new
definition. Here are the winners:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts
until you realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
little sign of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid

7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high

8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running
late.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's
like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm
in the fruit you're eating.


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keepinganeyeout

Nov 18 @ 6:08PM  
Fantastic never heard those before
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's
like, a serious bummer.
Ewe_Wish

Nov 18 @ 6:10PM  
17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm
in the fruit you're eating.
FYI.........thats a weird color of green with some shades of purple added in...........
theSkwirl

Nov 18 @ 6:55PM  
Yup these are old ones but still good as can be.. I wonder if they are still doing this? I quit giving a shit when I quit giving them their yearly smart money.
rescueremedy

Nov 18 @ 7:06PM  
Glibido: All talk and no action.

I don`t want one of those ....
Sunshine79

Nov 18 @ 8:17PM  
2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole

Love this one....LMAO!!!
bigman9624

Nov 18 @ 10:24PM  
8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.




Do ya think this applies to these blogs at times??????
I love these....

casuallylooking

Nov 19 @ 1:17AM  
15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
Kind of funny to watch sometimes.....as long as you aren't the one doing it.

I've never read these...thanks for sharing them.
StraddleMyNose

Nov 19 @ 4:56AM  
OMG! These are some funny ones, Dawn!
max49

Nov 19 @ 8:17AM  

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