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posted 11/18/2008 7:40:01 AM |
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Aging
Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the
recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and
join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his
old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it
was badly broken in the first place.
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Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a
vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire
as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, 'Your
heart would be just below your left breast'.


Later that night........ Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot
wound to her knee.

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theSkwirl

Nov 18 @ 9:38AM  
Hahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaah.. oh shit..t hat's not fuckin funny... aaight yeah it is.. damnit.
max49

Nov 18 @ 10:04AM  
LMFAO
samclaunts

Nov 18 @ 10:25AM  
I am glad that only my balls hang that
O K
Great blog
Ewe_Wish

Nov 18 @ 10:30AM  
Damn Im glad im not that bad yet.............i am still at mid thigh..........
Looking4ever

Nov 18 @ 10:47AM  
Do yer bewbs hang low?
Do they wobble to & fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can ya tie 'em in a bow?
Can ya throw 'em over yer shoulder
Like a Continental soldier?
Do yer bewbs hang low?
keepinganeyeout

Nov 18 @ 11:18AM  
ok....that was good
casuallylooking

Nov 18 @ 12:14PM  
Do yer bewbs hang low?
hmm, Not exactly the words we learned to that song in grade school.. Must be a remake....
StraddleMyNose

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Nov 19 @ 5:53AM  
Too funny!

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