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posted 11/17/2008 5:20:16 PM |
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Ever so often I get hounded by the ever so often "CLEVER" scammers, these are the elite and hard to spot ones.but regardless are as fake as a 3 dollar bill in Napoleons pocket! LMAO! I will keep all names out for my promise to everyone to never single anyone out, but this is from "A CERTAIN SOMEONE" who I just received this message from and the reply i gave her back! so read on my friends and enjoy and laugh! ---------------

Do you like t to feel a woman orgasm against you ?, feeling her shudder as her release runs
through her body and how wet her pussy is afterwards as she builds towards another one. Once
I 'd orgasmed you would gently come between my legs and enter me, bringing me to orgasm again,
in whatever positions we wanted to explore. And then you would put your dick between my lips and
have me suck you hard tasting myself on you and cleaning myself off you and then taking your cum
as you orgasm in my mouth....
Get back to me at {email address removed}. I will get back to you with many hot pics
Kisses all over......

errrrrrr yeah! my reply was

lady I got a woman that looks like Sable off WWE, very southern, very blonde, and has a very instant Irish temper to whoop ass! I'd rather drink turpentine and piss on a brush fire than to piss her off! It is hard to beat "Miss CROW" dear, sorry, but sure you will find you some poor dumb ass who believes ya LMAO! But you will make a good blog and I will be sure to do that in a bit! Thanks! good luck in your search! Crow.

Well guy's I don't think i'm that popular or famous of yet to have women writing me to wanna have my babies! LMAO! (in fact to few women quite the opposite! LMAO!)
but it made a good blog to say the least, have fun with it, laugh, and enjoy! Crow.

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Nov 17 @ 5:24PM  
I had her number with

you would gently come between my legs

Aint no gentle about that Shit......

Good letter, though.

Nov 17 @ 5:34PM  
very good point there Dark Knight, didn't think about that, yeah what the hell did she mean "GENTLE" to a guy thats like squeezing an Atom Bomb through a golf hole LMAO!

Nov 17 @ 8:04PM  
Gawd Crow! Did you have to post my feeble attempt at seducing you out here for everyone to see?

Nov 17 @ 8:20PM  
shhhhhhhh! hush Skwirl! Miss Crow will skin us both!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!

Nov 17 @ 8:44PM  
* wonders can I take her* Naaaaah... I'm just playin.. I'm glad y'all are happy!

Nov 17 @ 8:49PM  
its all good skwirl! your still my number 1 pet Skwirl!! hehehe!

Nov 17 @ 10:04PM  
Scammers are always good for a laugh and some entertainment!

Nov 18 @ 12:22AM  
This is funny!

I suppose it is an attempt at humor. I doubt that Ron White, Jay Leno, or Jerry Seinfeld feel threatened.

Nov 18 @ 1:17AM  
I suppose it is an attempt at humor. I doubt that Ron White, Jay Leno, or Jerry Seinfeld feel threatened

WHO?? never watch them! LOL! I'm more into Chris Rock,Chris Tucker and Jim Carey man! The masters! Not saying these fella's are good, but man Chris Rock? he slay's me!!

Nov 18 @ 7:08AM  
There used to be a free Web site, primarily aimed at the Nigerian banking scam, where you could copy/paste the email into it and it could generate a reply that you could send with a real long sad story in it.

Nov 18 @ 10:05AM  
Scammers are dumb. Apparently the prerequisite for being one must be that you cannot spell or use correct grammer and you should sound as stupid as that you are "believable"

Nov 18 @ 1:10PM  
I agree and hear you all, how true, how true!

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