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posted 11/17/2008 1:06:43 PM |
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I,__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Glass of wine
Cold Beer
Chicken fried steak
Cream gravy
Mexican food
French fries
Ice cream
Cup of tea

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day!

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Nov 17 @ 1:15PM  
If it ever gets to the point of me getting plugged in...don't. Just give me the opportunity to roll my wheel chair off a high bidge with no water under it. I'm not suicidal, but if I'm done, then I'm done.

Nov 17 @ 1:31PM  

Nov 17 @ 1:45PM  
Agreed, AMEN to that!!!

Nov 17 @ 1:55PM  
I say AMEN also...

Nov 17 @ 2:59PM  
I am right there with you on this one...I don't want to be plugged in unless that is what we are calling intercourse these days!

Nov 17 @ 3:37PM  
Second those motions.

Nov 17 @ 4:06PM  
pull the plug, toast my corpse and dump me in a garden somewhere I'll do some good. No sense in me takin up space afterwards cuz the real me will already be gone.

Nov 17 @ 5:30PM  
Its interesting that you should post this today.......last night my son asked me if i had put him in the In case of emergency part of my cell and i said i had, also his sister and his wife.........he asked why his wife and i said cause if no one else can get a hold of you I know she can.........on the way home from their place my daughter-n-law and i were talking about living wills and I said to her.......promise me if they say i have to be hooked up to machines to live you wont let the kids do will remind them its my choice and i dont want to live having to be hooked up to machines.......fortunately i have a daughter n law that wouldnt want the plug pulled if i sprained an ankle.......

i want to heroric efforts.....if it takes a machine to keep me functioning let me go......creamate me........spread the ashes and rejoice in the time you have known me...........and get on with life..........thats my wish.

great blog.

Nov 17 @ 7:23PM  
Amen......Do not prolong me. When I am gone mix my ashes into a big pot of super hott chili, so I can be a pain in the ass one last time

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