At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
Insist that your e mail address be:
'xena-goddess-of-fire @ companyname.com' or Elvis-the-king @ companyname.com'
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronised chair dancing.
Put your waste bin on your desk and label it 'IN.' (This is a 'must do')
Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire working area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
Dont use any punctuation
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Ask people what sex they are.
Specify that your drive through order is "to go."
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)
Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing.
For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party 'cause you're not in the mood.
AnD tHe FiNal wAy tO aNnOy PeOple: Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it to you.
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theSkwirl
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Nov 17 @ 11:08AM
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Sing along at the opera.
Err... ummm... I've done that!
on another site I have a nose picking emotie that is my sig line.. with.. "ya want fries wit dat?"
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Sunshine79
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Nov 17 @ 11:08AM
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Answer everyone with "Yes Captain!"
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keepinganeyeout
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Nov 17 @ 11:11AM
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 I like those cause they were "In accordance with the prophecy." 
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themama
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Nov 17 @ 11:23AM
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I like those.....
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bigman9624
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Nov 17 @ 11:48AM
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Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing.
For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
had a guy at our last company that came close to doing that...he would literally email the whole company if he was going to be away from his desk for an hour!!
 
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chris801
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Nov 17 @ 11:58AM
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Ive done most of these and it sure does annoy the hell out of people,cant wait to try the ones I havnt done,,,thanks for some fresh Idea's  
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max49
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Nov 17 @ 12:02PM
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Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
WOW WHAT A RUSH !!!
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funnywhapper
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Nov 17 @ 12:54PM
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those were excellent. address your parents
as 'their royal majesties'. never
capitalize. that would be caving in to capitalism.
when working at the f.b.i. bring copies
of soviet life to work. and tell your
boss, you are studying to infiltrate the
communist party. and talk
of all the good points of communism
at the martialing areas. and
say things like the f.b.i. is a red-fascist
communist organization on your memos.
when renting an avis, tell how successful
their corporate espionage plan was to
destroy the hertz corporation by framing
o.j. simpson for murder. and send
them flowers. when your wife
confesses she murdered her last
five husbands to you, say well done,
and congratulate her on her membership
in the black widows. famous female
chick gang. and then make passionate
love to her, at the drive in. and always
make sure, she pays for gas, and
the fee to go in the drive in.
and always use her truck or van.
but you always drive so she
doesn't roll the car or take
command and try and kill you.
when she tries to have you murdered,
because you know too much,
tell her that it won't work,
because the guy she sends
to kill you would know too much
too, and then she'd have to bump
him off too. and above all
tell her you will love her forever
and ever and never let her go.
and if she accuses you of stalking,
you will never give her celery stalks
and peanut butter for h'ors doeuvres
again.
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1bunny629
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Nov 17 @ 3:06PM
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Those were funny! I like to make the comment after someone has said something..." I heard "...
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Looking4ever
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Nov 17 @ 3:19PM
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If those are too much work and you have an ex, merely existing can really piss them off!
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1bunny629
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Nov 17 @ 3:25PM
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I also like to call my exhusbands wife on the phone and talk to her like we are best friends...well, I used to do that, then she changed her #...But, really...I told her I am glad you took him off my hands! HA!.... 
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Ewe_Wish
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Nov 17 @ 5:44PM
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Ways To Annoy People Heck I dont even have to do anything to have that effect on some people.........
great blog.
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