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This Woman definitely knows my EX

posted 11/17/2008 9:47:04 AM |
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May be a repeat, but still funny but sooo TRUE!!




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A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding
a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the
face. The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and
starts panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue
business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading
her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the
commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer,
neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up
from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the market.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's
testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever
more firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and
coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free
hand.

Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and
walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill
effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking
her saying,

"I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was
fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replies, "a Divorce Attorney."

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Sunshine79

Nov 17 @ 10:03AM  
That was cute!
max49

Nov 17 @ 10:35AM  
1bunny629

Nov 17 @ 3:10PM  
Ha! Laughing all the way to the bank!
Ewe_Wish

Nov 17 @ 5:48PM  

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