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Mountain man.....My version...lol

posted 11/16/2008 7:58:00 PM |
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Juan carlos was a half breed from palm beach. His mother was mexican and his father was cuban. He never seen either of them but was raised by his haitian babysitter..
{Juan Carlos has strong memories of his youth and as an adult he uses his haitian teachings to get him thru life,}
Juan is now a homeless bum walking down the beach and bends down to find fish bones in which he uses to pic his hair....hes feeling refreshed now and takes the time to look around. To the north west he sees a mountain....the biggest mountain he has ever seen...3 or 4 feet tall. "It must be the biggest mountain in florida" he says to himself. "I think I can climb that". But how he asks himself?
Then out of know where comes an idea...he pulls a spork from his pocket ( the one he took from pizza hut the day before) and ties it to his shoelace like an ice pick so as to not slip and skin his knee on the way up.
After minutes of climbing Juan reaches the peak wore out and tired.
He looks around and sees an alley in the distance " if theres an alley then there must be buildings" he says to himself.
So off he goes in what must have been minutes and reaches the alley.
The alley is half sunny but he can see rain just ahead. He keeps walking and bumps sholders with a beautiful hooker who is soking wet. " Do me stranger and do me now " she screams as they pass. Juan Carlos , Being the gentalman that he is and not having had any for a while , throughs his coat to her which he didnt need anyway{ because its always 90 degrees in palm beach} and lays it in the puddle for her to lay on. Its raining on them but her bare feet are dangeling in the sun, so he puts his socks on her feet to prevent sunburn and procede to fuck in the rain......THE END.....
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theSkwirl

Nov 16 @ 8:57PM  
Whapper and Click starting to rub off on ya? That was half way entertaining.
Sunshine79

Nov 16 @ 9:46PM  
I think I know that guy......He gave me his spork......
thecrow4169

Nov 17 @ 6:13PM  
to the budman!

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Mountain man.....My version...lol