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Cooter & Gomer.......LMAO!!

posted 11/15/2008 10:46:31 AM |
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  Sunshine79

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Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.

The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer.

The three men had always done everything together.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Stanley.'

The mortician thought this was rather strange.
So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Stanley'

The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Gomer said, 'Well, Stanley had two assholes.'
'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.
'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:

'There's Stanley with them two assholes.'

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girlcountry

Nov 15 @ 10:52AM  
Girl!! You crack me up!! Sounds like some of the rednecks around here!!

Sunshine79

Nov 15 @ 10:56AM  
OK, ok, ok.....I'm sure it's a rerun....But, man.....it's still fucking funny.
Wordsofwit

Nov 15 @ 10:57AM  
That is pretty good. I had never seen it on here before. I had heard many times around here as an "Aggie" (Texas A & M) joke. Green thingie for ya.
keepinganeyeout

Nov 15 @ 11:04AM  
Good one
geena

Nov 15 @ 11:56AM  
Dan360

Nov 15 @ 11:57AM  



Funny, thanks....
Ewe_Wish

Nov 15 @ 1:08PM  
in minnesota thats an Ole and Lena joke...............but doesnt matter cause its a funny joke anyway...................
KissMyThong

Nov 15 @ 1:19PM  
Kudo for you...
bigman9624

Nov 15 @ 1:51PM  
an oldie...but goodie
thxs!
budman701

Nov 15 @ 3:05PM  
That was too funny
and thanks ewe I forgot all about the ole and lenna jokes.

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