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posted 11/13/2008 3:53:02 AM |
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Well whether you've stopped to think about it or not, Christmas is only 6 weeks away from today....and other than being thrilled that someone , no not Santa, will be here that week, I've been thinking I need to figure a way to have a little more spending cash for Christmas shopping.
Well, Santa must have been paying attention and sent me his idea of a solution. No more egg nog for him...

Hi Mistress, i would like to be your financial slave, if that is ok. how it works is the guy sends a set amount of money by a certain time each week, if it is not there by the time the woman demands it, she fines him. i would send it via western union. it normally starts out around $50 a week, but the woman can up the money to a new limit each week, if she wants too. and she can even demand extra in the week if she wants. the other thing is that you must not like me...to do this you are just looking out for your self and your own personal needs. being selfish so to speak. we would also need to make out a contract that would legally bind me to this commitment too, so you would also have the law and the court on you side. if i tried to brake the contact or did not pay...you had the power to sue me. yes the contact i would sign would be paid to you by me, as you have to be the one to type it out and come up with, so i would understand there would be a fee i need to send you for the contract each month, as you would alter the days of payment you want each month and for how much, with the times and fines if needed. i think you can get the rest of what i am trying to say Mistress.
paul.

Mental note to self... Be careful what you ask for, you never know what might happen in the form of an answer.

Note to Santa...Are you freaking NUTS?!?

Side note... OMGosh, I've never wanted to do any Christmas, or any other type, of shopping that badly.
This would be what? (besides an idiot) A reverse spammer?

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beefygoblin

Nov 13 @ 4:47AM  
Ummm wow...

God why does that turn me on?


ynot7769

Nov 13 @ 5:41AM  
Note to Santa...Are you freaking NUTS?!?

better tell Santa to watch out for da skwirl
Sunshine79

Nov 13 @ 8:44AM  
I've so gotten the same letter.....LMAO

Tell him only if he sends cash to the AMD P.O. Box will you participate!
theSkwirl

Nov 13 @ 10:10AM  
Also tell him that I said go away little boy... cuz he is a dimwitted fib face.
Ewe_Wish

Nov 13 @ 11:03AM  
Well Santa will probably help you out a little more if you ummmm say helped him out a little bit more........... I bet he is tired of all those cookies and milk........give him a.............well.............uhhhhhhhhh.......hmmmmmmmm.......ummmm.....hell give him a bottle of McGraw........im sure you both will get lucky then..........just saying......



Ah come on.........you knew i was going to go there.......

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