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From the company that brought you:

sex blog Saturdays

a new kind of gps

life-like robots

toy cleaning service

the miracle pill

do psychiatric work

and

the menstration cloth for men

The Purple Prophet Co. now brings you the most innovative technological advancement ever in the field of mini-pads, maxi-pads, and tampons.

It looks just like a peice of tape. A woman can wrap it around her tampon of adhere it to her pad. The technology in this tape senses the changes in a womans body. Any sign of swelling, bloating, menstral pains, headaches or any other problem a woman may have will instantly be corrected. The Menstral Correction Strip will immediatly send the proper chemical or chemicals through the womans body to offset the problems going on. The strip also includes chemicals that prevent mood swings.

The strip even sends an oder that is only noticable to men. This smell is to alert them that it is that time of the month and any actions or anything they may say could be held against them for the rest of their lives.

The only side effect found to date is that it brings men to irresitible urges to eat a woman out during this time.

Thank you, and have a wonderful period.

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DarkKnightWalking

Nov 12 @ 2:35AM  
Hmm....

Can we get a list of these particular "chemicals it releases....and does that include thorazine or valium?


( psst Bro....you better RUN like hell for that last line.....I see torches and pitchforks headed this way up the road..... )

*runs like hell*
beefygoblin

Nov 12 @ 2:40AM  
Diazapam should not be mixed with anti-physchotics of any kind. You know that Dark....



DarkKnightWalking

Nov 12 @ 2:44AM  
Was a one or the other thingy, bro....

I am sure the Professional Purple Prophet would never do that.....
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Nov 12 @ 2:46AM  
The strip even sends an oder that is only noticable to men. This smell is to alert them that it is that time of the month
Um, isn't that what women are trying to avoid MOST?!?
beefygoblin

Nov 12 @ 3:15AM  
Good point...that smell was there to alert us.

We smell blood..run. Either someones hurt or... going to get...just run.
whisperingcomet

Nov 12 @ 7:49AM  
Men are so funny...
MsHelle

Nov 12 @ 7:59AM  
PP - have you sent this to Straddle for testing?? Sounds right up his alley, although I seem to recall him mentioning something about a straw.

just trying to be

Helle
theSkwirl

Nov 12 @ 9:12AM  
Can you design one for men's time of the month? What? Don't believe it exists? Pfft.. I've been around enough of em to know it's a period of 28 to 31 days per month during which they are irrational and testy.
Ewe_Wish

Nov 12 @ 10:03AM  
Hell since my surgery I dont even have to worry about this but.......

and does that include thorazine or valium?

if this is true........I'll order a case........there are a few people around here I would like to shove them up there ass and see if they would have a personality change........

The strip even sends an oder that is only noticable to men. This smell is to alert them that it is that time of the month
Um, isn't that what women are trying to avoid MOST?!?
Well.......call us silly........but yea we dont want to smell.......let alone have an odor that every man in the country can smell and know we are on the rag........damn next ya will want us carrying a sign........Caution: Woman on the Rag.......... Besides men who have any smarts about women can usually tell if they are around them alot.......of course the signs could be masked cause the men are on their own time of the month.........
Sunshine79

Nov 12 @ 10:55AM  
Ummm, smoking a joint will give the same side affects........
lunanegra

Nov 12 @ 11:32AM  
I heard that the ingredients in a Haagen Daaz Vanilla and chocolate cone caramel swirl ice cream have the same effect as the chemicals in your product. Also advil and chocolate

Also,please! I don't want to hear about Shawn sucking up anyone's blood,uterine lining,mucus and dead cells through a straw.
thecrow4169

Nov 17 @ 6:24PM  
Also,please! I don't want to hear about Shawn sucking up anyone's blood,uterine lining,mucus and dead cells through a straw.



AHHHHHH Hellll no!!! Tell me she didn't just say that Shawn! LMAO!
well errrr "Bon Appitite!" and errr uhhh such!!
BlueEyes708

Nov 17 @ 8:11PM  
Can you design one for men's time of the month? What? Don't believe it exists? Pfft.. I've been around enough of em to know it's a period of 28 to 31 days per month during which they are irrational and testy.

Blessing and can I have an AMEN to that LOL.

It looks just like a peice of tape. A woman can wrap it around her tampon of adhere it to her pad. The technology in this tape senses the changes in a womans body. Any sign of swelling, bloating, menstral pains, headaches or any other problem a woman may have will instantly be corrected. The Menstral Correction Strip will immediatly send the proper chemical or chemicals through the womans body to offset the problems going on. The strip also includes chemicals that prevent mood swings.

Hey just find me someone to feed me chocolate, coffee, and asprine. I'm fine. I'm not hard to get along with, just do as I ask and knowbody gets hurt.

Get one and a greenie



DarkKnightWalking

Nov 17 @ 8:17PM  
Irrational and testy.....?

Not me.....

I just prefer peace and quiet...

Gimme a little piece, and I'll be quiet....

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