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Why Men Are Never Depressed!!

posted 11/11/2008 9:14:25 AM |
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  Sunshine79

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

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Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your leg s look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier. ....... ......... .......... .... .

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samclaunts

Nov 11 @ 9:24AM  
Just gave you a green thingey,,by the way you forgot coffee in bed
and honey where is my car keys
great blog
Ewe_Wish

Nov 11 @ 9:46AM  
The jerks........

dmbchick420

Nov 11 @ 9:47AM  
so true...so true.....BUT we have the pussy!!!!!
Sunshine79

Nov 11 @ 9:53AM  
.....BUT we have the pussy!!!!!

Amen Sister!!!
keepinganeyeout

Nov 11 @ 10:10AM  
Life is good
MUDSHARK450

Nov 11 @ 11:45AM  
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

Amazon is a wonderful thing

However, we are no match for women in a department store in December.
Also, unless we have a woman with us no salesgirl will approach us to help with ideas. If we do have a woman with us the salesperson will talk to her and conspire to make the purchase in great collusion.

onehornytoad69

Nov 11 @ 12:58PM  

BUT we have the pussy
If we could Only ..find a way to get around that one we would have it made!!!
Good one!! Thx!
1bunny629

Nov 11 @ 2:12PM  
I just love it for the guys!!!!!!! If they had to think about the things we have to on a daily basis...They Wouldn't Have Time to THINK ABOUT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...so ya know...I will help them anyway I can...
zaralyon

Nov 11 @ 3:48PM  
Sunshine, this is funny and my friend liked it too.
40DWM

Nov 11 @ 4:25PM  
99% true.....

But, we do get a little bummed,

if we ain't getting any. How 'bout you?
evild614

Nov 11 @ 4:53PM  
Still...

...members of the opposite sex aren't constantly offering to sleep with you.

...you will never be good-looking enough for people to excuse any shortcomings in your personality.

...you get ONE orgasm in a bout of sex- no matter how good your partner is.
mrknowuwell

Nov 11 @ 5:47PM  
now i am depressed
tassie1

Nov 11 @ 6:15PM  
not to mention endless patience putting up with wimmins shit (pms)

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