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posted 11/11/2008 8:42:31 AM |
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I did this morning My stupid ass forgot my house key this morning and so I had to climb through a looked a little something like this Except my window is a hell of a lot higher off the ground and I had to pull my van around and climb on top of it to get in the window since I'm so legs were just dangling and I couldn't get them up. My hair got caught in the window sill and I was wrapped in like a pretzel for a minute. I really thought for a second I was gonna be stuck there I wonder how many of the neighbors were watching me Some help would've been nice!! I made it though and I wasn't even late to work!!! Go me!!!

I wonder how many bruises I'll have tomorrow?

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Nov 11 @ 8:51AM  
I am glad that worked. I have never locked myself out of the house. I have a dead bolt and you have to use a key to lock the door when you leave. Now locking my keys in my car is another matter all together.

Nov 11 @ 8:53AM  
Dayum! We need pictures!

Nov 11 @ 9:06AM  
Dayum! We need pictures!

LOL...I'm sure I was a site to see. Picture a window about 7 feet off the ground. Me climbing on top of my van. Me climbing clumsily in the window. I have white siding powder all down the side of my pants and coat. I put my leg through the window and it gets caught. Then my head gets caught. Then my hair gets caught. I stay that way for about a minute trying to wiggle myself loose and almost start to panic. Somehow I wiggle my ass loose and manage not to break any bones or any furniture. My cat was staring at me the whole time like, "mommy what are you doing?" It only took me about 10 minutes!!

Nov 11 @ 9:12AM  
I, like Wow, have a deadbolt and have never managed to lock myself out of the house.........but my daughter locked the keys in my jimmy last night...... Thank God for all i can say.......

Nov 11 @ 9:14AM  
I will be happy to count your bruises
Most of us have done stuff like that, even someone perfect like me
Good blog

Nov 11 @ 9:24AM  
The winter Wayne died I went out the door and forgot my keys and it was blizzard conditions! NP...extra key in the garage. Yeah I couldn't find wasn't in the cup where it was suppose to be.

With all the stress, I panicked and headed for the neighbors who was my landlord and they had a key...and I was bawling my head off and looked like a walking snowman by the time I got there. No one answered the door so I went to the next neighbor with tears streaming down my face.

As she was calling her son to help, I saw the landlord come home so back I went for the key.

The next summer I was cleaning the cupboard in the garage and right in front of my nose hanging on a spray bottle hung the key. If it'd have been a snake it would have bit me!

Nov 11 @ 9:32AM  
A rock hide-a-key works wonders!!!

My mother always made me make extras of my house and car......I got keys stashed EVERYWHERE!!

I, like notorious for locking myself outta my car....

Nov 11 @ 10:12AM  
I, like Wow, have a deadbolt and have never managed to lock myself out of the house
I'm not sayin a word .....
but I will drop a letter.....L

Nov 11 @ 10:23AM  
I'm not sayin a word .....
but I will drop a letter.....L
Ah.......but I said that I never locked myself out of the house........i didnt say that my granddaughter hadn't....... besides it was just the chain and she opened it right away.........

Nov 11 @ 11:16AM  
Happened once when I was a kid,and basically I had to pull a MacGuyver to get into the house. Good thing no one told on me,since I was the most reclusive member of my family and thought my mom only had 2 daughters,lol Good thing no one called the law on me for that.

Nov 11 @ 12:21PM  
I have what they call.... no panic doorknobs. Which means, when in the locked position it won't turn from the outside, but from the inside it opens normally. Keeps you from getting locked in during a fire or something.

The first month or two you own them, you tend to get locked outside quite frequently. Fortunately, I have a key hidden outside so it hasnt' been a traumatic issue.

If you need some bengay rubbed on those bruises..... I'm available.

Nov 11 @ 12:52PM  
I hate it when that happens!!!
I'm way to trusting.. I Never lock up my Trucks..and only when I will be gone all day do I lock my house!

Nov 11 @ 1:41PM  
I agree with Looking...we need pictures!

Also...that is why I carry my cell phone and my Dad has a key to my house. (His work is only 3 or 5 minutes away from my house. )

And believe me...I ALWAYS make sure I at least walk out with my cell phone!

Nov 11 @ 1:52PM  
My house hasn't even been locked in 6 years so I'll never get locked out

Nov 11 @ 2:24PM  
Nope.. not me.. *wait's for lighting*

Nov 11 @ 5:46PM  
maybe i should have helped shoved ur ass thru that window

Nov 12 @ 9:13AM  
Thanks for the comments everybody. I'm too lazy today to thank everyone individually I am very sore today from my breaking and entering event yesterday morning

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