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STUFFED TEDDY BEAR!!

posted 11/10/2008 6:48:23 PM |

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tagged: toys, animals, straddle, sunshine

Sunshine79

I swear I was at the store yesterday and this bear fell in front of my cart....I heard it say "Fuck Me!"

So, I had to ask some stranger to take a pic of me and this bear for StraddleMyNose.....

Bet your wondering if I bought the bear, aren't you?

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flavorbuster

Nov 10 @ 6:53PM

Oh girl you must be very horny

bigman9624

Nov 10 @ 6:55PM

No, I'm not wondering if you bought the bear....I'm wondering if you fucked the stranger who took the pic!

girlcountry

Nov 10 @ 6:56PM

If you got the bear....can I cum play with it with you? Pleeeeeeease?????

StraddleMyNose

Nov 10 @ 7:03PM

I'll be the stuffed animal or humansextoy for you and Girlcountry to hump.

1bunny629

Nov 10 @ 7:06PM

awww...that is so sweet! Straddle, do you already have that bear in your collection? I think I need a bear!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Did you fuck the person that took the pic?" that is fuckin funny...I don't care who ya are!!!!!!!!!!

rescueremedy

Nov 10 @ 7:19PM

The bear kinda reminds me of winnie the pooh ....how could you do things to winnie the pooh ??/

rnj1013

Nov 10 @ 8:05PM

well if it was winnie the pooh I'm sure he would certainly enjoy ms sunshine's honeypot

theSkwirl

Nov 10 @ 9:16PM

Oh .. shit.. I just blew snot bubbles stifling a snort.

ksk72

Nov 10 @ 10:28PM

OMG You didn't find that bear at the store...You stole that out of Straddle's room

beefygoblin

Nov 11 @ 12:43AM

BEARS!!!!

funnywhapper

Nov 11 @ 3:12AM

sunshine are you really 29?
you don't look a day over 15.
you proved you had the panda.
panda garden. restauraunt
around the corner.
sleepy bear from travelodge motel.
you sleep well you little bare bear.
i knew a girl in junior high
who was only 13, she was
built like a 30 yr. old woman.
all these guys in the neighborhood
were gang banging her all the time.
her mother made complaints,
and it was up to me, to investigate
and develop a strategy to stop it.
it worked. we got them all on romance.
her marine corps boyfriend got real
mad. and he went riding off into
the sunset and we got laura back.
it kinda messed her up for the
rest of her life. she owns
a volvo agency these days in
the los angeles area. she always
wanted guys to take her in the drainpipe.
i went down with her, and i just
lit a candle and stared goo goo at her.
then i had to give her a lecture.
and she was the same age as me.
jury of your peers. when she
walked the hallways of the school,
guys would just fall over
to the side and die of amazement.

beefygoblin

Nov 11 @ 3:53AM

Ladies and gentlemen.

Above me I present for your modest amusement.

Allan Ginsberg on crack.

Wordsofwit

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Nov 11 @ 6:00AM

I'll be the stuffed animal or humansextoy for you and Girlcountry to hump.

There you go girls. Get those strap ons and make a prison movie. Be sure to post a link too!

Sunshine79

Nov 11 @ 8:04AM

sunshine are you really 29?
you don't look a day over 15.

Thanks .....that makes me feel good. Feels like I'm getting carded in order to see if I'm old enuff to blog.....and it feels good!!

There you go girls. Get those strap ons and make a prison movie. Be sure to post a link too!

Shawn said I wasn't allowed to film him.....

dmbchick420

Nov 11 @ 8:22AM

Well did you? Very cute....so is the bear

MUDSHARK450

Nov 11 @ 10:40AM

Do you know how hard it was to put that Teddy Bear disguise on to get close to you?

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