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Straddle Screwed My Head Up!!!

posted 11/7/2008 7:46:19 AM |
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  Sunshine79

Ok, I can no longer go to the store and look at a stuffed animal the same way. Around the holidays, there are those huge 5ft teddy bears, they line the aisle's. And when I walk past them, they all stair at me. I can't look at a stuffed animal the same way anymore. Aren't they supposed to be cuddly and make you happy? Now all I see them as, are sex objects. I swear I walk down the aisle and one of them purposely falls off onto the floor as to say "Fuck Me! Fuck Me!"

I think Straddle has seriously screwed with my head.

I can't even walk by the cell phone case anymore either. When I do, they all light up and vibrate at the same time. Which actually is a big fuckin' turn on, ya know....I got a big collection of vibrators!! Stupid phones....

Thanks alot Straddle...My head will never be the same.

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girlcountry

Nov 7 @ 8:06AM  
he does have a way of doing that! Scary, ain't it?!
Looking4ever

Nov 7 @ 8:22AM  
one of them purposely falls off onto the floor as to say "Fuck Me! Fuck Me!"

I can picture it! Now YOU are the one screwing my head up. I'm not going to be able to look at them the same again either!

I can't even walk by the cell phone case anymore either. When I do, they all light up and vibrate at the same time.

You know what it is, don't you? It's...

Wordsofwit

Nov 7 @ 9:23AM  
Barney the dinosaur, Chuck E. Cheese, Jeffery the Giraffe, Big Bird, and the San Diego Chicken have all been known to run away when they see him.
geena

Nov 7 @ 9:41AM  
damnn straddle
lunanegra

Nov 7 @ 10:05AM  
Barney the dinosaur, Chuck E. Cheese, Jeffery the Giraffe, Big Bird, and the San Diego Chicken have all been known to run away when they see him.

!

But we lubs ya,man.We lubs,ya.
keepinganeyeout

Nov 7 @ 10:38AM  
Do they still make Furbies
girlcountry

Nov 7 @ 12:26PM  
I gots me a Furbie!!
onehornytoad69

Nov 7 @ 12:58PM  
Dont forget "Mcdonalds Straws!"
zaralyon

Nov 7 @ 6:46PM  
Dont forget "Mcdonalds Straws!"

Please don't elaborate on that one, the stuffed animals and vibrating phone are enough for me. I don't think i'm up for more.
sugarnspice005

Nov 7 @ 7:06PM  
Oh poor Sunshine!!!! She's got it bad!!!!!

That Straddle...he sure has a way with blogging.
flavorbuster

Nov 7 @ 11:31PM  
On L4E,S magic video Strad had to be the drummer in his younger days
ksk72

Nov 8 @ 1:26AM  
and thats only half his freaky
onehornytoad69

Nov 9 @ 12:36AM  
and thats only half his freaky
You should Know!!!!
Long time no blog, lady.. I hope all is well...!!!!!!
beefygoblin

Nov 9 @ 4:15AM  
So you think of teddy bears as men now...


Here you go
StraddleMyNose

Nov 10 @ 7:05PM  
Oh sure, blame me...

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Straddle Screwed My Head Up!!!