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A lesson in logic

posted 11/6/2008 7:58:51 PM |
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  slohand_47

Two redneck farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.
Jim turns to Bob and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college, and sign up for some classes.' Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, history, and Logic.

'Logic?' Jim says. 'What's that?'

The Dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?'

'Yeah.'

'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard.'

'That's true, I do have a yard.'

'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.'

'Yes, I do have a house.'

And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.'

'Yes, I have a family.'

I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual.'

'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing; you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater.'

Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

'Logic?' Bob says, 'What's that?'

Jim says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?'

'No.'

'Then you're a queer.

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Ewe_Wish

Nov 6 @ 8:09PM  
1............2..........3...............just waiting for someone to whine about this not being political correct................



Funny joke tho..........its one of my favorites.............
Sunshine79

Nov 6 @ 8:48PM  
LMAO, that's fuckin' funny.....
mrknowuwell

Nov 6 @ 9:12PM  
*runs out to buy a weed eater*
rescueremedy

Nov 6 @ 9:26PM  
WOOO .... I`m glad i own a weedeater ...
xquseme

Nov 6 @ 10:16PM  
Looks like ol' Jim needs them logic classes purty durn bad!!
sugarnspice005

Nov 6 @ 11:11PM  
onehornytoad69

Nov 6 @ 11:48PM  
girlcountry

Nov 6 @ 11:51PM  
Now that was funny!!
casuallylooking

Nov 7 @ 12:06AM  
LMAO... OMGosh, This was funny AND I've never heard it before...

Leaving a green cookie.....
Bbare49

Nov 7 @ 8:46AM  
Does it matter if the weed eater works?
Cootiesprayer

Jun 17 @ 7:14PM  

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A lesson in logic