Have one of those days? I woke up that way this morning.. and if my typing sucks today .. too bad I'm not goin back and fixing it..
I woke up in pain! Somehow I've sprained my wrist in my sleep.. and don't even have a good war story to tell.. sunabitch.. so I'll make something up for ya..
So.. it was 3 a.m and I was fighting zombies.. I was defending the grand land of Pervia from a major infestation..when my semi-automatic rifle misfired lodging the bullet casing into the chamber.. while trying to dismantle the rifle and remove said casing... a horde of brain chewing zombies attacked me from behind and while trying to ward them off I sprained my wrist.
There that lie should be worth a green cookie or three... tax time.. pay up!
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keepinganeyeout
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Nov 6 @ 5:31PM
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its always nutz when the damn zombos come callin
One Kudzo coming up......
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MUDSHARK450
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Nov 6 @ 5:36PM
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Ask not what the prez can do for you. Ask what kudos you do for the prez. Apologies to JFK 
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LickMyClit
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Nov 6 @ 5:52PM
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You sprained your wrist in our sleep?!?!? Really now.
This sounds like the "ambian hand job" artist at work here. 
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theSkwirl
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Nov 6 @ 5:57PM
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s'not right to rat a girl out Lick..
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lunanegra
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Nov 6 @ 6:03PM
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Philly rolls made me tummy go ka-blooey...next time I buy sushi from a big-box retailer.  
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max49
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Nov 6 @ 6:06PM
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Sounds like a certain Skwirl we all know and love has been eating fermented nuts again. I still remember the video from the last time she got hold of some fermented nuts....and NO they weren't my nuts damn it.
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Looking4ever
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Nov 6 @ 6:07PM
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Yeah, but you didn't tell us the real important stuff...were Pudge the Pretty and I tied up nekkid on your bed?!?!?!!??!
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Looking4ever
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Nov 6 @ 6:08PM
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Hey! There were six people commenting on this blog and only 5 kudos...who is hording? 
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theSkwirl
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Nov 6 @ 6:12PM
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that blond chick who ratted me out didn't give me a cookie.
Of course L4E and Pudge the Pretty were tied to my bed... that's where I keep em..nice and safe and..
wot?
Yeah they were Father Max's nuts.. and they threw me for a loop!
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MUDSHARK450
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Nov 6 @ 6:14PM
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Oops 
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Ewe_Wish
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Nov 6 @ 6:15PM
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i once sprained my ankle sitting at the computer so i believe ya.......heres your kudo......
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MUDSHARK450
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Nov 6 @ 6:16PM
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Correction: I thought it was me but got the already voted message.
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MUDSHARK450
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Nov 6 @ 6:19PM
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i once sprained my ankle sitting at the computer so i believe ya.......heres your kudo.
Sheep have ankles? 
Stray thought: do condoms prevent Cholera?
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LickMyClit
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Nov 6 @ 6:28PM
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Fuckin A....there's your stinkin' kudo.
*coughkudowhorecough
s'not right to rat a girl out Lick..
Hey now, I just recognized my own symptoms in yourself. Self diagnosis was all it was. I SWEAR! 
And I ain't blond. It was just a really close up shot in a very bright room I've got dark hair. Truly I do.
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Looking4ever
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Nov 6 @ 6:30PM
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Stray thought: do condoms prevent Cholera?
I don't think so. But they probably cut down on your chance of gonorrhea...as long as you don't engage oral sex with, um, sheep...I mean farm animals....
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Looking4ever
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Nov 6 @ 6:31PM
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Stray thought: do condoms prevent Cholera?
I don't think so. But they probably cut down on your chance of gonorrhea...as long as you don't engage in oral sex with, um, sheep...I mean farm animals....
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Ewe_Wish
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Nov 6 @ 6:35PM
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Sheep have ankles? Yep and we have asses too...........and You and L4E can both take turns kissing my big white wooley.............
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funnywhapper
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Nov 6 @ 6:36PM
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i confess, its my fault, i was pulling her up the rope from outside
my upstairs window, and i yanked her too hard. it really hurt
her wrist. i got a cold pack from downstairs and filled it with
ice to stop the swelling. it put a damper on the night.
so we listened to the ballet swan lake on my cd player.
and we just looked at each other with goo goo eyes.
and did a vibrational love from a distance. she was on the
queen size bed, me on the twin. and then at midnight
i became zorro from don diego de la vega, leapt from
the window to my horse midnight below. and when
i returned at dawn, she was gone. how did she get
down the rope. she sprained it then too, her hand.
the rope climb was my best subject in p.e. rappelling.
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Looking4ever
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Nov 6 @ 6:43PM
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You and L4E can both take turns kissing my big white wooley.............
That's a fantasy that's not coming true in this lifetime! 
And, hey, I said FARM ANIMALS...I wasn't singling any particular animal out...geez...what's up Ewe ass?  
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Ewe_Wish
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Nov 6 @ 6:52PM
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as long as you don't engage in oral sex with, um, sheep... Thats not singling one out?
That's a fantasy that's not coming true in this lifetime!
Yes but it is your fantasy....................but i am so glad you finally are willing to take no for an answer....................
geez...what's up Ewe ass? More Ewe...... 
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rescueremedy
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Nov 6 @ 7:09PM
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That`s a new one .....you sprained your wrist while sleeping ....alone ????
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Blueyesprkln
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Nov 6 @ 7:35PM
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ummmmmmm.........I don't believe she said she was alone. Just sleeping.
before I forget......here's your green nut.
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MUDSHARK450
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Nov 6 @ 8:04PM
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Yep and we have asses too...........and You and L4E can both take turns kissing my big white wooley
HeHe 
I do believe Ewe's wool is ruffled
Truce 
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clickedanad2
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Nov 6 @ 8:04PM
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zombies - right
had that one last week
so howcum ya didn't wake up
bleedin' and stuck to yer sheets ? ? ?
that's how the zombies one ends, Skwirl Girl ! ! ! !
I bet you wuz dreamin' the wax in, wax out, wax on, wax off one
that's where ya git yer sprains and strains
here's your greenie
butt
next time
GET IT RIGHT ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Ewe_Wish
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Nov 6 @ 8:11PM
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I do believe Ewe's wool is ruffled Nah........takes a lot more to ruffle my wool........
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Sunshine79
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Nov 6 @ 8:50PM
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Greenis cuz you said so!!! 
Wear a helmet next time dammit!!
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mrknowuwell
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Nov 6 @ 9:11PM
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sorry...........obama got all my green thingys........... 
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girlcountry
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Nov 6 @ 10:29PM
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Sprained your wrist in your sleep???? Riiiiight! next time wear a wrist brace!!
But here's your greenie anyway!
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sugarnspice005
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Nov 6 @ 10:31PM
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Hey! We got us a brave Prez dammit!!! She fought off those big,bad, gruesome zombies and saved Pervia! 
Bravery like that deserves a kudo.
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mcroxton
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Nov 6 @ 11:47PM
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If I don't pay up... is the IRS gonna come after me?
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onehornytoad69
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Nov 7 @ 12:00AM
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You are a brave lil skwirl!!! theres your greenie!
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casuallylooking
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Nov 7 @ 12:16AM
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hmmm, CL wonders where G was during time of said sleep and sprained wrist...and were there any wet spots when the skwirl woke up?
Hey, I was just wondering...not asking.  lol
i once sprained my ankle sitting at the computer Why does that not surprise me? ..........
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StraddleMyNose
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Nov 7 @ 2:35AM
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woke up in pain! Somehow I've sprained my wrist in my sleep
Hope your wrist feels better tomorrow.
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NightOfOld
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Nov 7 @ 2:46AM
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It's the truth. I saw the whole thing in the mirror while hiding under her bed.
And she didn't even drop the vibrator....er... I mean rifle.
And that deserves a kudo.
What are all those people doing over there kissing that sheeps ass ?
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ynot7769
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Nov 7 @ 5:59AM
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hmmm, CL wonders where G was during time of said sleep and sprained wrist...and were there any wet spots when the skwirl woke up?
Hey, I was just wondering...not asking.
yeah..what she ^^^^^ said...........
*tosses a cookie n rides off to work* 
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themama
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Nov 7 @ 12:57PM
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Sorry late coming in..
Thanks for being so brave.....
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