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10 Best Pickup Lines

posted 11/6/2008 11:06:04 AM |

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dmbchick420

Let's try this again...I already posted once and it didn't show up

I thought these were funny...... If you don't, I don't care (hint...hint)

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special

My Love for you is like diarrahia ... I can't hold it in

Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

Are you a gardner, 'cos I want to put your tulips and my tulups together

You've got all the curves, and I got all the angles

I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a bananna cream

If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole

Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising cocks

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keepinganeyeout

Nov 6 @ 11:13AM

Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising cocks
good stuff.

theSkwirl

Nov 6 @ 11:20AM

If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole

Hey.. Im a skwirl.. got any nuts you wanna hide?

Looking4ever

Nov 6 @ 11:26AM

Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special

Aw, Sweetie, I think you're special too.

Ewe_Wish

Nov 6 @ 11:31AM

My Love for you is like diarrahia ... I can't hold it in
Now that is just pure poetry right there.........

Sunshine79

Nov 6 @ 11:47AM

If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole

I wanna be a skwirl!

Wordsofwit

Nov 6 @ 1:27PM

Thanks for the grins.

True story from about 15 years ago. I was at a private party at a night club on a Friday night and went up to the bar to get a drink for myself and a friend. The bartenders were swamped. I struck up a conversation with a fine, hot young Thai girl. After a few minutes, I asked her, "Do you look like your mother? If so, is she single?" Yes and yes was the reply. "I would love to meet her." I said and gave her my card asking her to call me. She called me the next morning and put her mother on the phone. The woman was fresh off the boat and all she did was bitch about her daughter rejecting morals and traditional ways. Needless to say, it was a short conversation and I spoke very little during it. The line worked, but there was no point in moving forward.

I did employ it on my daughter's friends and that used to really piss her off. It was okay for her to complicate my life, but not vice versa I suspect.

mrknowuwell

Nov 6 @ 1:47PM

i was never very good at geometry

bigone_4u

Nov 6 @ 3:30PM

those are to funny.

slohand_47

Nov 6 @ 4:44PM

You must be tired. You've been running through my mind all day !

evild614

Nov 6 @ 6:39PM

I wish I was a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

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