AddThis Social Bookmark Button
Free Dating

2 Things Treasured By Men: Beer & Pussy

posted 11/6/2008 10:50:02 AM |
4 kudosgive kudos what's this?
    report abuse
tagged: pussy, women, men, beer, sunshine

It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy...

A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.

Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
advantage: Tie

If you get a hair in your teeth
consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy

24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy

Too much head makes you mad at the
person giving you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is
still edible.
Advantage: Beer.

If you come home smelling like beer,
your wife may get mad. If you come home
smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.

6 beers in a night and you better not
drive. 6 pussies in a night and you
have done all the driving you need.
Advantage: Pussy

Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Tie

It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.
Advantage: Pussy

If a cop smells beer on your breath,
you are going to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pussy on your breath,
you are going to get a high five.
Advantage: Pussy

With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.

Wearing a condom does not make a beer
any less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.

Pussy can make you see God. Beer can
make you see the porcelain god.
Advantage: Pussy

If you think all day about the next pussy
you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next beer,
you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: Pussy

Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.
Advantage: Pussy.

If you try to snag a beer at work,
you get fired. If you try to snag a pussy
at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Tie

If you suddenly drop a beer, it may
break. If you suddenly drop a pussy,
it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.

If you change to another beer, your
old brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage: Beer.

The best pussy you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Pussy.

The worst pussy you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.

Bad beer: Schlitz, PBR, Old Swill.
Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Advantage: Tie

Good beer: Samuel Adams, Moosehead,
Pete's Wicked Winter Brew.
Good pussy: Almost all but the above.
Advantage Pussy.

The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

   read more blogs!

Blogs by Sunshine79:
It Turns Me On When YOUR In Control......
Friday Funnies -Super Bloopers....LMAO!!
OMG.....Did It Ever Occur To You...........
While Masterbating......
Why Men Are Never Depressed!!
New Toy Pre-Review.......Opinions Please?
Guess Who Is Due In 7 Weeks???
For All The Ignorant People Out There
Straddle Screwed My Head Up!!!
When Did I Get A Sex Change I Didn't Know About??
2 Things Treasured By Men: Beer & Pussy
Uuuuummmmm......Just Because.....
I accept The Position!!!
My Morning Laugh (For Real!)
Cybersex Links To Depression??
Do You Agree With This??
Little Johnny....Back Again....LMAO!!
Think about one for the guys......
34 Reasons To Have Sex
Best Engine Ever Is
This or That?
8 Signs Your Too Old For Trick Or Treating!!! LMAO!


post a comment!


Nov 6 @ 10:59AM  
Give it time.. they'll figure out how to tax pussy too.

Nov 6 @ 11:11AM  
Cute.....New to me

Nov 6 @ 11:12AM  
Perhaps Obama will redistribute it from those getting (or deserving )too much to those not getting much (or earning much).

Nov 6 @ 11:30AM  

Nov 6 @ 11:36AM  

Nov 6 @ 11:42AM  
Yeah,but can a man meet a woman whose pussy is so tight she cloud pop the top off of a cold one?

Just stick the long-neck in and **shisht** but just remember to not lose the top.

Nov 6 @ 11:45AM  
Give it time.. they'll figure out how to tax pussy too.

I wouldn't doubt it.....they already tax penis......I blogged about it!

Nov 6 @ 12:01PM  
they'll figure out how to tax pussy too.
Isnt that what a marriage license is?

Nov 6 @ 1:51PM  
if obama taxes the shit outta the top 3% ............all the good pussy will leave the cunt-try for lower taxes............thanks obama

Nov 6 @ 4:34PM  

don't the whores in nevada pay income tax?
so the government gets it's share of all pussy legaly sold.

Nov 6 @ 10:05PM  
FINALLY something i can send to the man who sends me nasty songs and dirty cartoons. Thank you very much oh and a greenie to you too.

Nov 17 @ 5:07AM  
now if only we can come up with a beer that tastes like pussy, we'll be millionares baby

Mar 2 @ 8:43AM  
I love both thanks for the laugh I don't get enough beer though I would rather spend it on My Lovely Pussy (my wife)

free dating | mission statement | testimonials | safety warning | report abuse | safe list | privacy | legal | 2257 | advertise | link to us

© Copyright 2000-2016 Online Singles, LLC.
2 Things Treasured By Men: Beer & Pussy