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posted 11/4/2008 5:39:01 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Secretary Of Mechanical Mischief - In charge of notifying the populace of fun new gadgets.

I want to say I accept the positin of Secretary Of Mechanical Mischief!

I want to say thank you for all that participated and voted for me, even though I won by a serious landslide.

As Secretary Of Mechanical Mischief, I promise to keep you abreast (yes, I said breast) of any new gadgets that come out and I promise to give full reports on any use of such new products!

I am going to set up a Mechanical Mischief account so that if anyone feels like donating to the cause for purchase of new said toys, they are welcome to.

Anyone that donates to the toy fund has first dibs on suggestions of new said toys and will get pictures of them in actual use and a full report of likes/dislikes and overall satifaction of new toy suggested.

I pick MUDSHARK, RNJ & NightOfOld to be under me...... And to help me out when necessary!

Once again, thank you all for your votes and suppppppport! (sorry, vibrator was on)

Sincerely,

Your New Secretary Of Mechanical Mischief
Sunshine

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keepinganeyeout

Nov 4 @ 5:43PM  
Once again, thank you all for your votes and suppppppport! (sorry, vibrator was on)

So who are the interns you selected Mistress..... I mean Madame Secretary.
Sunshine79

Nov 4 @ 5:48PM  
How the fuck I get 2 kudos and one comment?? Skwirl must has lost one over here.... 'Cos I'll still take it!!

So who are the interns you selected Mistress..... I mean Madame Secretary

I choose MUDSHARK, StraddleMyNose & NightOfOld
hot4you120

Nov 4 @ 6:07PM  
omg i wanna buy a to right fucking now and i must se it used
MUDSHARK450

Nov 4 @ 6:12PM  
I gave you the Kudo without commenting. I get to work under Sunshine. AWWWWWWRIGHT. Can you pick Straddle or would that be collusion.The Skwirl is really gonna have her fur ruffled. Staddle and Sunshine might engage in a Coup with joint staffs.
Sunshine79

Nov 4 @ 6:36PM  
I can't pick Straddle since he's already elected, so I'm gonna have to go with MUDSHARK, RNJ & NightOfOld!!!
Ewe_Wish

Nov 4 @ 6:38PM  
Congradulations You won by a mudslide.......ooops landslide............
mrknowuwell

Nov 4 @ 6:39PM  
i like a....breast.........
Looking4ever

Nov 4 @ 8:09PM  
will get pictures of them in actual use and a full report of likes/dislikes and overall satisfaction of new toy suggested.

Dayum! I see the funds rolling in now!

I guess I should quit watching the elections and get to my acceptance speech, shouldn't I? Oh, I feel like I need to engage in some sluttiness to get me in the correct position, um, frame of mind. Yeah. Frame of mind.
rescueremedy

Nov 4 @ 8:15PM  
Congrats !! Can`t wait to hear all the gossip ...i mean news ...
theSkwirl

Nov 4 @ 8:25PM  
Whoa..as sec of Mech Mis.. does that mean you get to try my toys before I do? Or is that a Secret Service thing.. you know.. Borty's job?
bobbierob

Nov 4 @ 10:42PM  
I wonder how you are gonna balance this with your VP in charge of product testing at the adult toy factory

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