My fellow Pervasites!, I stand before you as your duly unruly elected Prezident of Blogland.. with zero clue about what the Prez of Blogland should do.. I hear there might be some foreign relations involved.. does that include Nigerian Scamgirls? I could have relations with Nigerian Scamgirls.
Being Prezident.. does this cut into my Kudo Whoring act/proclivities? Do I need to keep my virtual nose clean and stop whoring? Help me out Pervasites.. what would you have your Prez do?
As Prezident, I promise to chase all of the cold footed, ice hearted, chilly willy bottomed Penguins from Pervia. They will be sent to a remote region of the South Pole where they belong.
I promise that you will all get sex at AMD, if you do the right things and work hard... write intelligent emails and don't piss off the she Pervs. There will be sex for all! Yes, even you can get laid via AMD. Just have patience and never give up! *note: I never said you would have it with someone else.. just that you would have it.
Once a month I will pre-empt every blog in Blogland for a state of the state address.. pay attention.. it might even be YOUR address.
Along with my Prez of Vice Ynot, we will run a very tight ship. (Will we? Is a tight ship something good to run?) Or at least attempt to make blogging a thing of equality. Good blogs, bad blogs, wanna fucks, lame old jokes, old lame jokes, groaners, rerun reruns, rants, raves, crazy poemtree we don't care as long as everyone has the same opportunity to blog their blogs.
We will stand by everyone's right to police their own blog. If they choose to delete or deny comments, it's their right. Just as it's your right not to read blogs by those who delete or deny comments.
Being your Prezident doesn't make me any less or more a citizen of Pervia than any one else. I cannot promise that I will never step out of line, not start a blog war, or basically piss in the wheaties of innocent stand byers. I do promise, however, to be as me as I can be. And to raise Kudo taxes only on those who have hoarded their Kudo's to the detriment of Pervian Society. Middle class Kudo taxes will remain the same, one per blog per person. These Kudos will be used to feed our Pervasite Troops who protect and serve everyone.
My Fellow Pervisites.. Ask not for whom the 'bull'(shit)scrolls.. it scrolls for thee!
Now then, on to more impotent bidness.. Matty, Luna..Belle... I'd like you to be my er.. interns.. I wouldn't mind having any of you .. uh.. under me.
Don't forget to pay your taxes... kudos make the world go round!!!
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Ewe_Wish
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Nov 4 @ 11:35AM
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Being Prezident.. does this cut into my Kudo Whoring act/proclivities? Nope.........most of our presidents have been whores....... 
it might even be YOUR address. scratching head....damn did I give her my new address  
I cannot promise that I will never step out of line, not start a blog war, or basically piss in the wheaties of innocent stand byers. I do promise, however, to be as me as I can be. Thats what I am counting on..... 
Now then, on to more impotent bidness.. Matty, Luna..Belle... I'd like you to be my er.. interns.. Did anyone tell L4E and me that we couldnt be your interns if we got elected into office?  
Hail to the New President........ and a kudo for you........well my taxes is paid......
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dmbchick420
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Nov 4 @ 11:38AM
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I promise that you will all get sex at AMD, if you do the right things and work hard... write intelligent emails and don't piss off the she Pervs. There will be sex for all! Yes, even you can get laid via AMD. Just have patience and never give up! *note: I never said you would have it with someone else.. just that you would have it.
Woo hoo!! 
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NightOfOld
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Nov 4 @ 11:46AM
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Yea for the new Pres.
Grabbing my nuts and running out the door tossing a kudo behind me to
distract the greedy Swirl.
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Looking4ever
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Nov 4 @ 11:48AM
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it might even be YOUR address.
If you are giving out addresses be sure to give mine. But, please, give discriminately! There is only so much a slut is willing to do and only so many a slut is willing to do.
So, we get Pervians to serve under us? Oh, I don;'t think I really want that. What about Pervians willing to help me hone and perfect my slutting skills? Any offers? dmbchick?
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xquseme
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Nov 4 @ 11:59AM
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Being Prezident.. does this cut into my Kudo Whoring act/proclivities? Do I need to keep my virtual nose clean and stop whoring? Help me out Pervasites.. what would you have your Prez do? No, I would say that one is a public office, while the other is a private concern. Even
though there may be other kudo whores in the kingdom, in a capitalist society each
member is entitled to procure kudos as they see fit. Whore away!
Is a tight ship something good to run? That depends on what your definition of a "ship" is...!! (Tip of the cap to prez Clinton...)
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rescueremedy
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Nov 4 @ 12:00PM
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Skwirl ....you can come by anytime ....wouldn`t pick Sept - Feb ....Skwirl season .......always have chocolate chip cookies for you bows to the new prez and leave tax kudo
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dmbchick420
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Nov 4 @ 12:01PM
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So, we get Pervians to serve under us? Oh, I don;'t think I really want that. What about Pervians willing to help me hone and perfect my slutting skills? Any offers? dmbchick?
at your service.... 
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Lisa46
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Nov 4 @ 12:04PM
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it might even be YOUR address.
hehe you ain't got mine prezzz 
There will be sex for all!
Can i pick him out?? Tall! hairychest some meat on him 
Along with my Prez of Vice Ynot
You sure the MrsYnot will share him with you??? 
lays green nut on the floor and leaves quietly
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clickedanad2
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Nov 4 @ 12:22PM
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good thing I start my day with honey nutzzzzzzzz
cheeri little o's that they be
here's your greenie
and that's all yer gittin'
stay away from the "stuff"
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belle1010
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Nov 4 @ 1:32PM
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Now then, on to more impotent bidness.. Matty, Luna..Belle... I'd like you to be my er.. interns.. I wouldn't mind having any of you .. uh.. under me.
I'd be honored to be....uhhhh...under you. Yay, I gets to be an intern  
Oh and a greenie for ya!
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asnet
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Nov 4 @ 2:36PM
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My fellow Pervasites!, I stand before you as your duly unruly elected Prezident of Blogland.. with zero clue about what the Prez of Blogland should do..
if i wuz a skwirl, i wood start by waving my tale.
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Looking4ever
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Nov 4 @ 2:51PM
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at your service....
Oh, that's one! Any more takers? I really want to be as perfect as a Secretary of Sluttiness as possible and I really need good, um, advisors. Yes! Advisors. 
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girlcountry
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Nov 4 @ 3:46PM
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I gives good..um,what was that again?  Oh, yeah, advice!!
here's yer green nut fer ya!!
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keepinganeyeout
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Nov 4 @ 3:52PM
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Congrats to da nude Prez
I only have a moment to leave this Kudo,
Seems our new Sec Of Observation keeps me under her desk
all day since she has taken office 
( not that I'm complaining one bit )
my jaws are kinda sore though
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Ewe_Wish
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Nov 4 @ 4:06PM
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Seems our new Sec Of Observation keeps me under her desk
all day since she has taken office
( not that I'm complaining one bit )
my jaws are kinda sore though
And what did i tell you that you need to be using those fingers for?  sure the hell wasnt typing............. 
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borty293
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Nov 4 @ 4:34PM
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Will there be panties in every pot?
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keepinganeyeout
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Nov 4 @ 5:04PM
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And what did i tell you that you need to be using those fingers for? sure the hell wasnt typing As EweWish
Eye shall return to my position
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Sunshine79
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Nov 4 @ 5:13PM
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There will be sex for all! Yes, even you can get laid via AMD.
Oh, WOW! I can't wait for the free sex!!! 
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Ewe_Wish
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Nov 4 @ 6:43PM
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As EweWish
Eye shall return to my position
While your down there could you massage my feet?
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keepinganeyeout
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Nov 4 @ 6:50PM
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While your down there could you massage my feet? that wasnt my hand on your foot bouncing up and down
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Ewe_Wish
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Nov 4 @ 7:02PM
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that wasnt my hand on your foot bouncing up and down
Yes Darling.......I know that.............
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keepinganeyeout
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Nov 4 @ 7:06PM
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Yes Darling.......I know that So lets get out of this office and let you take some DICK-tation
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Blueyesprkln
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Nov 4 @ 7:44PM
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Here's my green nut, and while you're doling out task.........where's mine? I'm unemployed these days with absolutely nothing to do. I could use something to fill my time.
I'm with Sunshine. I can't wait for the free sex. Damn!! Lost out again......she says it might have to be with ourselves.
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sugarnspice005
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Nov 4 @ 10:46PM
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Wow...I'm gonna hand over my very first Prezidential Kudo...
Here ya go Prez!
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ynot7769
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Nov 7 @ 6:00AM
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*whipsers in her ear....''good thing i helped em count ballots'' *
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casuallylooking
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Nov 7 @ 7:11AM
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whipsers in her ear....''good thing i helped em count ballots'' OMGosh!!! my freaking ass off at Y!!!
Skwirl, I apologize for missing the election but I have a really good excuse ...and I would have definitely voted for you, but I was getting a umm head start on that free sex you promised........ and l didn't even have to have mine alone..
I can honestly tell your loyal supporters that you stand truthful on that campaign promise...
Can i pick him out?? Tall! hairychest some meat on him
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