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posted 11/4/2008 10:25:06 AM |
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  bobbierob

A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St Peter.

St Peter asks first girl, “Rebecca, have you ever had any contact with a penis?”
She giggles and shyly replies, “Well I once touched the head of One with the tip of my finger.”
St Peter says, “OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water And pass through the gate.”

St Peter asks the next girl the same question, “Meg have you ever Had any contact with a penis?”
The girl is a little reluctant but replies “Well once I fondled and stroked one.”

St Peter says “OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate.”

All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls,

One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line.

When she reaches the front of the line St Peter says “Amy! What seems to be the rush?”

The girl replies “If I’m going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jenny sticks her arse in it”

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Ewe_Wish

Nov 4 @ 10:36AM  
That is just wrong...........but funny.
dmbchick420

Nov 4 @ 10:39AM  
I kinda had a feeling that is where the joke was heading lol
rescueremedy

Nov 4 @ 11:07AM  
Looking4ever

Nov 4 @ 11:18AM  
Good thing I am not Catholic... But, I was on the swim team...
Ewe_Wish

Nov 4 @ 11:27AM  
But, I was on the swim team...
Yes she was.........won the title swims like a rock many times.........
Dan360

Nov 4 @ 11:41AM  



Thanks!
Wordsofwit

Nov 4 @ 11:48AM  
The other 100 times I heard it, it was nuns.
onehornytoad69

Nov 4 @ 12:04PM  
Good one!!!!! Thx!!!!
geena

Nov 4 @ 1:29PM  
that's for my babybobbie er booby sunshine, help me out what exactly is it?
Sunshine79

Nov 4 @ 4:33PM  
Loved that one!
Looking4ever

Nov 4 @ 5:07PM  
sunshine, help me out what exactly is it?

When push comes to shove, Geena, you can always resort to calling him Phil.

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