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Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits

By Pam Ayres



Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers,

Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,

Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers,

Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.



'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning.

It's Nature's revenge for all that sinning,

And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming,

Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.



'Cos tits can be such troublesome things

When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing.

And although they go well with my Bingo wings,

I wish I'd looked after me tits.



When they're both long enough to tie up in a bow,

When it's not the sweet chariot that swings low,

When they're less of a friend and more of a foe,

Then I wish I'd looked after me tits.



When I was young I got whistles and hoots,

From the men on the site to the men in the suits,

Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on me boots,

Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.



When I was younger I rode bikes and scooters,

Cruising around with my favourite suitors.

Now the wheels get entangled with my dangling hooters,

I wish I'd looked after me tits.



When they follow behind and get trapped in the door,

When they're less in the air and more near the floor,

When people see less of them rather than more,

Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.

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girlcountry

Nov 3 @ 8:00PM  
I can relate to this one!!
rescueremedy

Nov 3 @ 8:22PM  
I love it .... Kudo ...
borty293

Nov 3 @ 8:34PM  
Don't worry Skwilie Girl....I'm creating a six cup bra just for you...
flavorbuster

Nov 3 @ 8:44PM  
Inject them w/steroids & they may bounce & look like this
1bunny629

Nov 3 @ 8:54PM  
I stand on my head...ALOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just to defy gravilty!
Sunshine79

Nov 3 @ 9:24PM  
Sure Lisa didn't write this??? She said she couldn't ride a horse 'cos of her bewbies.....Just sayin'......
Lisa46

Nov 3 @ 9:28PM  
theSkwirl

Nov 3 @ 9:46PM  
Inject them w/steroids & they may bounce & look like this

yeah but my nutz will shrink!!
soft_touch938

Nov 3 @ 10:06PM  
Hey! I resemble those remarks.....
flavorbuster

Nov 3 @ 10:38PM  
If your nuts will shrink as you being a skwirl you can store them better
onehornytoad69

Nov 3 @ 11:43PM  
Isnt getting Older Grand!!!!
Good one..thx!!!
Ewe_Wish

Nov 3 @ 11:52PM  
so you figured out Pam Ayres is my pen name eh?
ynot7769

Nov 4 @ 5:59AM  
Wordsofwit

Nov 4 @ 6:21AM  
PRICELESS!!!!!!! Greenie

She said she couldn't ride a horse 'cos of her bewbies

Now isn't that just like a woman, never satisfied even when she gets saddlebags.
hot4you120

Nov 4 @ 8:32AM  
i think you have wonderfull boobies who ever you are lady.
dmbchick420

Nov 4 @ 10:16AM  
LMAO
keepinganeyeout

Nov 4 @ 5:21PM  
Ok.....THAT was good

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