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posted 10/29/2008 9:39:27 AM |
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A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.'

'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.

'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'

'Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. 'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose.'

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied: 'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?'

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple.... '
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of molehills.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

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They forgot the German bra.

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Oct 29 @ 9:47AM  
He he he...hope the ABC`s of bras clears things up for

Oct 29 @ 9:50AM  
cute ...

Oct 29 @ 10:05AM  
good stuff
wanna see sumphin scary
go to you-tube and look for "Busty Heart"

Oct 29 @ 10:51AM  
I wear the pagan type.. let the girls breath.. so what if they brush my kneecaps?

Oct 29 @ 10:54AM  
Skwirl is a trip......right along with me pagan braless sister.....LMAO!

Oct 29 @ 11:11AM  
Oh that is just to funny skwirl....

Oct 29 @ 7:01PM  
All my bra's have the nipple enlarger vibrator sown into them...

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