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  Sunshine79

Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips.

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Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway!

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To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

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Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix. Keeps in the pantry for up to a year.

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When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

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Go to the bakery! Hell, they'll even decorate it for you!

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If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant 'fix-me-up.'

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If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad.
Please recite with me the real woman's motto: 'I made it, you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!'

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Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.

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Celery? Never heard of it!

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Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

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The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I don't.


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Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

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Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! All your pains go away!

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If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish washing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

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Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you.

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Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

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Leftover wine??????????? HELLO!!!!!!!

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sugarnspice005

Oct 28 @ 9:03PM  
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish washing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

or

Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you.


I need to move...I don't have a very cute neighbor.
keepinganeyeout

Oct 28 @ 9:45PM  
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
this i can use...thanks lady
StraddleMyNose

Oct 28 @ 11:54PM  
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Interesting. May try this next time I have one. I don't get them all that much though.
Looking4ever

Oct 29 @ 1:53AM  
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! All your pains go away!

Girl after my own heart!
casuallylooking

Oct 29 @ 2:12AM  
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! All your pains go away!

Margaritas anyone??
rescueremedy

Oct 29 @ 2:16AM  
I`ll have a drink w/ you CL
southerngent64

Oct 29 @ 6:36AM  
Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix. Keeps in the pantry for up to a year.

Only a year?????

Maybe I should go clean out the pantry.....

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