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8 Signs Your Too Old For Trick Or Treating!!! LMAO! posted 10/28/2008 6:02:42 PM | 2 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: funny, halloween, bruce, sunshine   Sunshine79 Bruce Should Love This Joke....... ............. ................. ................ ................. ........ EIGHT SIGNS YOU ARE TOO OLD TO BE TRICK OR TREATING 8. You get winded from knocking on the door. 7. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 6. You ask for high fiber candy only. 5. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. 4. People say, “Great Keith Richards mask!” and you’re not wearing a mask. 3. When the door opens you yell, “Trick or…” and can’t remember the rest. 2. You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge your hairpiece. 1. You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. .............. ................. ................. ............... ......... Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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lunanegra	Oct 28 @ 6:37PM
	9. When you find out that diaper is not apart of your Cupid costume.
NightOfOld	Oct 28 @ 7:00PM
	10 - While yelling Trick or Treat, your teeth fall out.
Sunshine79	Oct 28 @ 7:08PM
	Any more to add on?
geena	Oct 28 @ 7:50PM
	when all you did is two houses and you're already trying to catch your breath
Looking4ever	Oct 28 @ 7:56PM
	You're ready to go home and it isn't even dark out yet.
keepinganeyeout	Oct 28 @ 7:59PM
	and i just bought that Power Ranger outfit
rescueremedy	Oct 28 @ 8:29PM
	Walker heck ......hoverround .... pay a kid to go up to the door for the candy
sugarnspice005	Oct 28 @ 8:38PM
	Lemme see: 8. I don't get winded knocking on the door 7. I can chew my own candy just fine. 6. High fiber candy? pfffffffffffffffft!!! Gimme that Snickers! 5. I don't lose my balance and fall over. 4. I'll just put the Paul Stanley paint on again. 3. oh oh oh!!! I can remember that! It goes, "Trick or treat, smell my feet gimme something good to eat!" (my mom used to yell at us for saying that. ) 2. Hairpiece? Nope...got all my own hair yet. 1. I didn't like Power Rangers..and I don't use a walker. WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I'm NOT too old for Trick or Treating! I'm gonna be digging out my old pillow case and putting on my face paint this Friday! I always said I refuse to grow up.
soft_touch938	Oct 29 @ 1:57AM
	When the old woman granny gown really does belong to you and.... ya don't really need a mask. When every fourth house ya have to ask to use their bathroom. When you settle for granny shoes to go with your princess costume. When you choose to dress as a man cause ya already have a mustache and chin hair. When a guy goes as a pregnant lady and doesn't need stuffin' and the hair in his ears gives him away. ******************************** But I like Chuck's the best!
southerngent64	Oct 29 @ 6:40AM
	1. You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. Sunny, how'd you know? I never wore it outside the bedroom!!!
Wordsofwit	Oct 29 @ 8:33AM
	Power Rangers??? This must be an old joke. The show has been out of production since 1996! I guess I will get a blue spandex speedo and go as Papa Smurf or a blue whale.
Wordsofwit	Oct 29 @ 8:49AM
	Oh, number ten: The jack o lantern has more original teeth than you do and you don't live in West Virginia.
Looking4ever	Oct 29 @ 9:22AM
	When every fourth house ya have to ask to use their bathroom. When you settle for granny shoes to go with your princess costume. When you choose to dress as a man cause ya already have a mustache and chin hair. These three are priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!