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posted 10/28/2008 2:40:09 PM |
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You know what I want from the upcoming pro football season? I mean, other than to cash all my bets and hit about five middles in time for the Christmas shopping season?

OK ... Here's the short list


• I want the Kansas City-Oakland game to show no crowd shots. We know Raider fans like to dress up, so let's move on, OK?

• I want the Cleveland-Cincinnati game to be played in a king-hell snowstorm.

• I want one story, and that's all I ask, about the Dallas Cowboys that references neither Bill Parcells nor Jerry Jones.

• I want Al Davis and Paul Tagliabue to get caught in the back room of a restaurant and have to admit they've both been kidding all these years.

• I want Sam Mills to get better.

• I want the officials to be wired to car batteries that are timed to send a few businesslike volts through them every time they spend more than 15 seconds in a conference.

• OK, 20 seconds, but that's as high as I go.

• I want the sideline reporters to tell us, "Sorry, got nothing for you here. I never have anything for you. Now let's go back to the booth for the rest of eternity."

• I want one quarterback to call his own plays, and win.

• I want the old turf at Veterans Stadium shipped to Iraq and turned into a six-lane highway.

• I want Bill Romanowski to stop needing to apologize so often.

• I want Bill Cowher to have at least one great running-off-the-field-after-the-game rant at an official.

• I want the next governor of poverty-enhanced California to pledge that he will never let a team come into L.A., but would export the three teams he has for the right price.

• I want the Giants to promise never, ever to change their uniforms again.

• I want the Rams to change their uniforms back as quickly as possible.

• I want the Chargers to win one of their last four games, just to quell the rumors that they only get paid through Thanksgiving.

• I want the Lions to win one game away from home this year -- even if it means playing Michigan State in East Lansing.

• I want the Bills to score in a playoff game. After that, they're on their own.

• I want Mike Shanahan to relax his jaw before his face explodes and showers the field with bolts, springs and screws.

• I want the Arizona Cardinals to get to the Super Bowl, and Bill Bidwill to be held up at the gate by security.

• And finally, I want the Super Bowl pre-game show to go on pay-per-view, so I can miss it with an even clearer conscience.

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xquseme

Oct 28 @ 3:10PM  
• I want the Cleveland-Cincinnati game to be played in a king-hell snowstorm.
Yeah, snowy and rainy, muddy games are the BEST, especially on natural turf!
At least the Bengals would have an excuse for some of their miscues....
theSkwirl

Oct 28 @ 4:16PM  
I want more football and less 'color commentary' which usually just jerks on my last nerve.
Sunshine79

Oct 28 @ 4:42PM  
• I want one story, and that's all I ask, about the Dallas Cowboys that references neither Bill Parcells nor Jerry Jones.


Amen to that one brother!
ThePurpleProphet

Oct 28 @ 4:50PM  
Come on skwirl you don't like hearing...You know Bob the last these two teams played the parents from all the members of both teams were sitting in the stands. Isn't that amazing. That's important stuff.
theSkwirl

Oct 28 @ 4:53PM  
yeah.. important stuff :S
sugarnspice005

Oct 28 @ 8:49PM  
Well....I don't think that's asking for too much.

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