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Why I'm not a good candidate

posted 10/28/2008 11:49:25 AM |
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  ThePurpleProphet

Okay so I've worked in an office environment. That doesn't make me a good candidate for sexetary. I can follow directions, but I don't like to pushed around. I have terrible organizational skills. I don't even like the kudo process. To be the sexetary for the Kudo Whore is everything I'm not. I'm taking my name out of the drawing and since this is a free country skwirl girl can't make me be her sexetary. Even if she has Ewe's help.

I like skwirl and all, but it's just not in my nature to serve someone the way she deserves to be served. So in closing I'd like to plese don't vote for me.

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ThePurpleProphet

Oct 28 @ 11:51AM  
I see I've already recieved a kudo.
dmbchick420

Oct 28 @ 11:58AM  
I thought you liked to serve?
ThePurpleProphet

Oct 28 @ 12:03PM  
I'm just submissive.
Ewe_Wish

Oct 28 @ 12:09PM  
Well in all reality PP.........it really dont mean a shit to us what you want........havent you figured that out yet...........it has and always will be the duty of us to serve the skwirl.........dont mess with tradition............
ThePurpleProphet

Oct 28 @ 12:12PM  
I can't believe what I'm about to do. I challenge Ewe to a wrestling match.
Ewe_Wish

Oct 28 @ 12:21PM  
I challenge Ewe to a wrestling match.
I know all about you PP..........you just want me to pin you so you can say I was on top.........
ThePurpleProphet

Oct 28 @ 12:25PM  
So. I mean...well...just wrestle with me.
Ewe_Wish

Oct 28 @ 12:31PM  
So. I mean...well...just wrestle with me
EYE wouldnt like that..........
ThePurpleProphet

Oct 28 @ 12:33PM  
So, a lot of people would like to wrestle Ewe.
Ewe_Wish

Oct 28 @ 12:35PM  
So, a lot of people would like to wrestle Ewe.
No there is a lot that would like to kick the shit out of me.......nothing to do with wrestling......
ThePurpleProphet

Oct 28 @ 12:39PM  
I couldn't picture myself kicking the shit out of Ewe or any other woman. So on November 1st in the main event, it's Ewe and me. Or Ewe and I. Any way we just need some under cards for the big night.
Sunshine79

Oct 28 @ 12:59PM  
LMAO....damn PP....gotta take away our fun. I hope the Skwirl comes after you!
ThePurpleProphet

Oct 28 @ 1:08PM  
You think I'm scared of skwirl?
Ewe_Wish

Oct 28 @ 1:30PM  
You think I'm scared of skwirl?
Ummmm.........yes i really think you are..............and if not..........you should be.........
rescueremedy

Oct 28 @ 1:43PM  
Nope ....can`t happen ...made up all the signs ...


PP For SEXETARY !!
theSkwirl

Oct 28 @ 4:09PM  
Nope I love Purp but he's not sexatary material.. he's friend material.
keepinganeyeout

Oct 28 @ 8:04PM  
So, a lot of people would like to wrestle Ewe.
Yes they would...
All i have to say is beware of the Polly Grip Purp
Ewe_Wish

Oct 28 @ 8:47PM  
All i have to say is beware of the Polly Grip Purp














ynot7769

Oct 28 @ 9:03PM  
with this thought....i'd make a better secratery of WAR then vice prez.....tho i might make a great prez of vice

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