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posted 10/28/2008 10:51:50 AM |
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I hope this is not a repeat... Thought it was funny....

Tickle Me Elmo:

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo
toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for
her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's
door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing
up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2
men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so
backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and
they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me
Elmo's She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps
it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package
between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena .

'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I
think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...'

'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.

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Oct 28 @ 10:58AM  
Hadn't heard that one!! That was good!!

Oct 28 @ 11:00AM  
No matter how many times I hear this joke, it makes me laugh so fucking hard....cuz I can just see some lady in there sewing on testicles....LMAO!!!

Oct 28 @ 11:05AM  
Damn was she detailed. OH my god this is hilarious! Kudo for this blog.

Oct 28 @ 11:06AM  

Ewe is from Minnesota. Just saying...

Oct 28 @ 11:08AM  

Oct 28 @ 11:21AM  

Oct 28 @ 11:53AM  

That's cute!

Oct 28 @ 12:17PM  

Oct 28 @ 12:18PM  
Ewe is from Minnesota. Just saying...
Northern Minnesota at that...........but it wasn't me........i got fired for hugging, and squeezing and patting them on the head too much............

Oct 28 @ 10:08PM  

Kudo for the laugh sweety.

Oct 29 @ 12:04AM  

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