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posted 10/28/2008 10:24:44 AM |
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  Sunshine79

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing.

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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.




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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driv er's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters


'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z' 'Can you read this?' the optician asked. 'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'


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Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, 'I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.' 'Thank God,' said an elderly nun at the back. 'I'm so tired of chardonay.'




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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!' The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'



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dmbchick420

Oct 28 @ 10:32AM  
LOL....I like the last one....reminds me of someone
Dan360

Oct 28 @ 10:34AM  



Very funny, thanks for sharing.
theSkwirl

Oct 28 @ 10:37AM  
heheheheh.. ohhh man.. thanks sunshine.. now I remember why I don't wanna get married.
ThePurpleProphet

Oct 28 @ 10:39AM  
I also liked the last one.
geena

Oct 28 @ 10:39AM  

onehornytoad69

Oct 28 @ 10:42AM  
Thx!
themama

Oct 28 @ 10:55AM  
Those were great....
Lisa46

Oct 28 @ 11:08AM  
Damn Sunshine you been in the car with Ynot??
soft_touch938

Oct 28 @ 12:04PM  
I'm with Skwirl on this one...

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