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posted 10/27/2008 7:51:45 PM |
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  Sunshine79

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.


THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND
THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. 'I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.'


A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.

SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO
THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.


THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........'WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!!'

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sugarnspice005

Oct 27 @ 8:17PM  
I'll never look at a fax the same way again.
geena

Oct 27 @ 8:48PM  
nasty fax messages
rescueremedy

Oct 27 @ 8:51PM  
I would n`t read that ..
Sunshine79

Oct 27 @ 8:57PM  
nasty fax messages

Bet they were bullshit faxes to begin with.....like save 80% on a new mortgage.....lol
NightOfOld

Oct 27 @ 9:41PM  


onehornytoad69

Oct 27 @ 11:50PM  
Wordsofwit

Oct 28 @ 6:52AM  
I hadn't heard that one before, doubt I will again.
elbachelor

Oct 28 @ 7:27AM  
I don't even want to know how to install the ink carttridge..............

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