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posted 10/26/2008 1:09:32 PM |
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  Sunshine79

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his
annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground
was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant
my tomato garden this year. I am just getting too old to be digging up a
garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know
you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden.
That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug
up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the
old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son:

Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.
That's the best I co uld do under the circumstances.
I love you,
Vinnie

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1bunny629

Oct 26 @ 1:12PM  
HA! So...there is a GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! funny honey!
geena

Oct 26 @ 1:19PM  
dad did a good job on raising vinnie
keepinganeyeout

Oct 26 @ 1:28PM  
Now that I liked
xquseme

Oct 26 @ 1:45PM  
Now THAT'S FUNNY!!!! Kudo!

BTW, my father's name is Vince (or "Vinny"), and he's always bitching about how
the evil mob guys in the movies have his name!!
baldbychoice2kx

Oct 26 @ 1:48PM  

That's a good one!
ynot7769

Oct 26 @ 1:57PM  
cute variation to an old joke .....worth da' kudo tho
ynot7769

Oct 26 @ 1:58PM  


a big un
msvoluptuos

Oct 26 @ 2:02PM  
Now that's a GOOD Son!!!!
Lisa46

Oct 26 @ 2:08PM  
Yep we like the Italians
clickedanad2

Oct 26 @ 3:08PM  
that gets a greenie
thanks for the grin
theSkwirl

Oct 26 @ 4:31PM  
Brillyunt!!! and kinda funny too.
onehornytoad69

Oct 26 @ 5:41PM  
Good one!!!! Thx!!

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