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Why I'm Not A Supermodel.....Semen Contains Calories!!!!

posted 10/25/2008 11:24:01 AM |
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OK, I've got it all figured out....I now know where all my extra weight came from......
Now, if my diet consisted of only this, I'd be a fuckin' supermodel!

The average ejaculate contains about 3-5mL of fluid, is comprised of mostly sugars and various proteins. Overall, each ejaculate is between 5 and 7 calories.

Fun Facts About Semen

*The average volume of ejaculate is around a half-teaspoon.

*A load of ejaculate contains 40 million to 600 million sperm.

*Ejaculate does not have a significant amount of calories. You'd have to ingest 400 loads to equal the calorie content of a "death by chocolate" dessert.

*Besides sperm, semen is made of secretions from the seven lower urinary tract structures. These strangely named structures include: epididymis, vas deferens, ampullae of the vas, seminal vesicle, prostate, Cowper's glands and glands of Littre. Semen itself has high concentrations of potassium, zinc, citric acid, fructose, phosphorylcholine, spermine, free amino acids, prostaglandins and enzymes, which nourish and protect the sperm.

So, in conclusion....I'd say I've had much practice and we all know, practice makes PERFECT!! Just ask Pornosauras!

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Oct 25 @ 11:34AM  
thats rich

Oct 25 @ 11:49AM  
Uh so you swallow & petite girls don't ......

Oct 25 @ 11:52AM  
If you look at tke concentrates, it is actually full of important nutriants

Keep on practicing, as I know its enjoyable for BOTH parties involved. With enough practicing, you may find different methods to use for mutual enjoyment.

Oct 25 @ 12:33PM  
I have heard that the flavor is influenced by what you have eaten the last 24 hours,,,,,,,,what flavor do you prefer?

Oct 25 @ 12:48PM  
Damn.... I always heard that semen contained much salt..... and after watching 20/20 lst night on tv, I was worried about all that salt intake..... it can make your brain swell and die!!!!! lol!!! Thanks for the real facts!

Oct 25 @ 1:03PM  

That's Great sweetheart.

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Why I'm Not A Supermodel.....Semen Contains Calories!!!!