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posted 10/24/2008 9:38:48 PM |
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Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all
working together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each
one you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the
land to be forever fertile in Canada.'

POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever
fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan,
Palestine, Syria, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or
Canadians can come in our precious land.'

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
around those countries.

The Texan says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.'

The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick
and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's
virtually impenetrable. '

The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, 'Fill it with water.

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theSkwirl

Oct 24 @ 9:49PM  
K I'm starting off this comment with a 'knowme' moment.. Shawn you racist pig.. you are all just so fucking racist.. this is just disgusting..


and now a Skwirl moment.. heheheh yeah but it was FUNNNNNNNAY!!!!
StraddleMyNose

Oct 24 @ 9:51PM  
K I'm starting off this comment with a 'knowme' moment.. Shawn you racist pig.. you are all just so fucking racist.. this is just disgusting..


and now a Skwirl moment.. heheheh yeah but it was FUNNNNNNNAY!!!!

Cute!
NightOfOld

Oct 24 @ 9:57PM  


sugarnspice005

Oct 24 @ 10:31PM  
That was good.
bobbierob

Oct 25 @ 12:50AM  
As a texan....... why are you making texans look like murderous pigs?

As Bobbierob...... That is hilarious
Wordsofwit

Oct 29 @ 7:58AM  
I have never heard this variation of this joke before. It is a very old joke originally involving a Frenchman, an Englishman, and an Irishman with the Irishman wishing for England to be filled with water.
beefygoblin

Nov 8 @ 8:25PM  
Ahhh you drownded all the jews...

Yep, definately a republican.

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