but sex.... sex burns calories!!!
That was hilarious....
(Depending on greed her rate of recovery a woman can enjoy around 8 orgasms within an hour period without losing consciousness or disarranging her hair. As the number increases, however, she may begin to experience a form of "reduced sanity" that will temporarily interfere with her ability to cook, worship ,and ride a Moped.)
(In extreme cases, this can include cursing, nose tweaks, and gently massaging partner's head with a tire iron.)