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10 Reasons Trick Or Treating Is Better Than SEX!! posted 10/24/2008 12:43:37 PM | 3 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: funny, halloween, sunshine   Sunshine79 Top Ten Reasons Trick or Treating is Better Than Sex ........... ............ .............. ................ ............... 10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, you can wait ten minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 6. It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else because you are. 5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy. 4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. 3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the morning after. 1. You can do the WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD! ........... ............. ............ ............ ........... ... Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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Looking4ever	Oct 24 @ 12:51PM
	Um, yeah, but there are no calories from sex...just sayin'...
Dan360	Oct 24 @ 12:55PM
	Funny! Um, yeah, but there are no calories from sex...just sayin'... That depends on how much whipped cream you use!!
shyone_4u699	Oct 24 @ 1:11PM
	Going trick or treat was great until I discovered Sex!! After that, it was no contest between the two.
Cootiesprayer	Oct 24 @ 1:20PM
	Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy. Unless your diabetic! Good blog, kudo for these.
NightOfOld	Oct 24 @ 1:20PM
	1. You can do the WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD But if I did the whole Neighborhood, I might get something I didn't want. Have a greenie.
dmbchick420	Oct 24 @ 1:30PM
	yeah....sometimes candy is better than sex...but then again, that all depends on who you are having sex with lol. Thanks for sharing!
StraddleMyNose	Oct 24 @ 2:33PM
	1. You can do the WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD! If you have seen my neighborhood, you would know that this isn't an option...
funnywhapper	Oct 24 @ 2:50PM
	it's always halloween in hollywood. people are never who they are. and most people don't even know who they are. its always trick or treat. tricked for a treat. treated to a trick. my treat. nobody goes dutch. allow me to pay. with chocolate gold doubloons. goldbricks welcome. i've got 275 lollipops to give away. they are not morphine lollipops. that's illegal.
Looking4ever	Oct 24 @ 2:58PM
	That depends on how much whipped cream you use!! Perhaps. But remember the calories you are going to expend while enjoying said whipped cream.
theSkwirl	Oct 24 @ 6:07PM
	1 fun sized snickers bar = 170 calories.. but sex.... sex burns calories!!!
Looking4ever	Oct 24 @ 7:44PM
	but sex.... sex burns calories!!! That was hilarious.... (Depending on greed her rate of recovery a woman can enjoy around 8 orgasms within an hour period without losing consciousness or disarranging her hair. As the number increases, however, she may begin to experience a form of "reduced sanity" that will temporarily interfere with her ability to cook, worship ,and ride a Moped.) (In extreme cases, this can include cursing, nose tweaks, and gently massaging partner's head with a tire iron.)