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Happy 80th Birthday

posted 10/23/2008 12:42:25 PM |
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I'm not sure if I have the best job in the world or the worst. I fit lingerie models. I help them get the proper sized lingerie for the shows they do. So all day long I'm touching some of the beautiful women on the planet. And they smell good, too. The drawback, I stay hard nearly half the day. My wife loves it. She knows that every day when I walk through the door at 5:30 she can have a little afternoon delight.

Today was no different. I walked in the front door and there she was, standing there in the living room. She was holding two pairs of handcuffs in one hand and a blindfold in the other. She was wearing a pink teddy with matching panties and thigh high stockings. She even had on pink eye shadow and pink lipstick to go with her attire.

"No, absolutely not. Not after what happened last time." She was no going to put them handcuffs on at all. "Come on, honey" mye wife said. "Let's shake it up a little." She skipped off to the bedroom and I of course followed. The aroma from her perfume left an invisible trail to lead me to my lover.

Heather helped me off with my clothes and the she grabbed the massaging oil. She worked my back just the way I liked it. Relaxing me, it felt so good. With my arms over my head she worked her way up my biceps. I wasn't prepared for the little nibble on the ear and her soft breathe as she whispered naughty thoughts into my head. Her tongue was all over my ear. At one point she even stuck her tongue in my ear. It was then she clicked the handcuffs tight around my wrists. She had already secured them to the brass bars on the headboard. She got me. Luckily my wrists were crossed allowing me to roll over. Once I had rolled over over she began sliding up and down on me with her pink satin panties. It wasn't long before I was as hard as a brick.

Heather put the blindfold on and started to slowly and softly lick my lips. Every time I lifted my head for a kiss she would pull away. The whole while she was still grinding on me. She momentarily stopped and just hopped off. 10 seconds later she mounted my stiffened member. Up and down her body wnet on mine. Something didn't feel quiet right. And when Heather began kissing me from the side I knew someone else was on top of me and not Heather. Her kisses were passionate and warm and...and...I exploded. "Oh, oh, oh, aawww. Thank you" came the voice from on top of me. It sounded so familiar.

Heather lifted the blindfold from eyes. "Heather, I am going to...", I started. "Honey please don't get mad. It's my grandma's 80th birthday." She got me just like last time.

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Oct 23 @ 12:47PM  
LMAO!!!!! oh that one gets a cookie!!!

Oct 23 @ 12:48PM  

Oct 23 @ 12:55PM  

Oh hell no!

Oct 23 @ 1:00PM  

Oct 23 @ 1:23PM  
Oh shit!

Oct 23 @ 1:28PM  
and you guys wonder why I don't wanna go to Ohio for my runaway

Oct 23 @ 1:39PM  
OMG>>>>>>>>>>>> Kudos for you man.. That is just to funny and sick at the same time....

Oct 23 @ 1:47PM  
you lucky dog you. some guys have all the luck. if it wasn't for bad
luck, i'd have no luck at all.

Oct 23 @ 7:58PM  

Oct 23 @ 9:59PM  
ameros is it true with the trillions of dept to china will the dollar as we know it crash and be worth pennies on the amero and wipe out the middle class
im afraid to post it

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