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posted 10/23/2008 11:57:58 AM |
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I am hoping these are not jokes that everyone has heard...
If they are oh well...lol
I thought they were funny... I get them text to me from my sister...


The sexual position “69” is now called “96” due to the economy.
The cost of eating out has gone up…

Want to know how bad the economy is????
Woman are now having sex with their husbands….
Because they can’t afford batteries……

A doctor felt guilty for having sex with a patient…..
One voice told him it’s ok lots of doctors do that….
The other voice told him you sick fuck……. You’re a vet!

Thhee ddamnn pposstt offiiccee seennt yourr
Vibratory too myy hhoousse bbyy mmisttakke…..
Hhooww doo yyou tturrnn tthiiss ffucckinng tthinngg
Oooffffffff???????

A horny husband was helping his wife
setup a password for a computer.
He typed in….. MYPENIS……
She fell over laughing when it said
ERROR…. Not long enough!!!!

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Sunshine79

Oct 23 @ 12:10PM  
Want to know how bad the economy is????
Woman are now having sex with their husbands….
Because they can’t afford batteries……

No Joke!!!

theSkwirl

Oct 23 @ 12:19PM  
hehehehehe! and a cookie!
Dan360

Oct 23 @ 12:19PM  

Thanks!!!......
Ewe_Wish

Oct 23 @ 12:21PM  
Want to know how bad the economy is????
Woman are now having sex with their husbands….
Because they can’t afford batteries……



OMFG that was too funny............
dmbchick420

Oct 23 @ 12:22PM  
those were good...thanks for sharing!
ThePurpleProphet

Oct 23 @ 12:24PM  
I can't stop giggling.
keepinganeyeout

Oct 23 @ 12:30PM  
A doctor felt guilty for having sex with a patient…..
One voice told him it’s ok lots of doctors do that….
The other voice told him you sick fuck……. You’re a vet!
them was good
casuallylooking

Oct 23 @ 12:45PM  
lol..........Thanks for sharing............
Cootiesprayer

Oct 23 @ 2:14PM  
i haven't heard these very good mama.
StraddleMyNose

Oct 24 @ 12:51AM  
The sexual position “69” is now called “96” due to the economy.
The cost of eating out has gone up…

OMG!!! Now this one was damn funny!
Wordsofwit

Oct 24 @ 1:28AM  
Pretty good! I got some grins out out of them! Thanks!!

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