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posted 11/27/2006 6:53:52 PM |
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  irishguy87

Okay so a guy is
near the
end of his
senior
year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his
younger
brother who is only 9
years
old.



One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home
for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little
brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb
up
to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.




The guy remembers that his little brother
is
sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants
it
harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.






Lettuce!!!




















Tomato!!!






















Lettuce!!!






















Tomato!!!






















Lettuce!!!



















Tomato!!!




















She screams





Lettuce!!!

















Tomato!!!





Whoa!!!








PULL IT OUT!!!












PULL IT OUT NOW!!!









I can't get pregnant!









Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,
would you
guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting
mayonnaise
all over my
face!*!*!*!*!

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StraddleMyNose

Nov 27 @ 7:12PM  
Good one!
Towleb

Nov 27 @ 7:58PM  
great joke
LouAnnTG

Nov 27 @ 8:31PM  
Irish guy - I love it but thats just sick LMFAO
Thank You
Love
LouAnn
seekingsuzy

Nov 28 @ 11:54AM  
HA!

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