Here's one I got tonight. I don't think it's a spammer...says he's 21...
hey whats up, what would you want to do to me? i know what id do to you.........
Here's what I sent him back:
Change your diaper, feed you a bottle and put you to bed for the night?
Still don't know what it is he wants to do to me. Maybe ask me for help with his homework?