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posted 10/22/2008 8:22:19 PM |
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If you don't give a rats ass...would you give me a mouse's bum?

I've spent several interesting moments with small lizard's in Florida. They don't say much but I'm sure they enjoyed my company. They never entered the house ...just sat with me on the porch and watched me smoke. Sunshine reminded me of them I miss them. They were very polite creatures.

A squirll visits me every morning ...reminds me of my friend the squirll on AMD. Its big and black and I feed her almonds. She bury's the nuts and eats some ..then she just sits with me We keep each other company.

I'll tell you more things about me later....my name is Bort.

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theSkwirl

Oct 22 @ 8:27PM  
And I just wrote you in on my presidential ballot!
Sunshine79

Oct 22 @ 8:33PM  
The lizards say they miss you too.....they told me so. And I got 2 skwirls out there plotting some kind of something against my dog.....
Ewe_Wish

Oct 22 @ 8:43PM  
I dont know about lizards but i have my morning coffee with 2 chipmunks and one very fat squirrel who has to run to get up a tree and only gets about 3 ft until he has to use his claws to climb the rest of the way..........hes about the size of a house cat............but he likes the left overs i feed him............
borty293

Oct 22 @ 8:45PM  
Thanks Gals....I want to be president of the united states...I would give everyone health care and get rid of fossil fuels because I do give a mouse's bum.
theSkwirl

Oct 22 @ 8:48PM  
I am NOT fat.. I'm fluffy!!!
borty293

Oct 22 @ 8:53PM  
I'm pleasantly plump...
sugarnspice005

Oct 22 @ 9:34PM  
I got a squirrel that likes sitting on my back deck in the morning teasing my dogs...........wonder if it's related to a skwirl here?
Wordsofwit

Oct 22 @ 10:08PM  
If you don't give a rats ass...would you give me a mouse's bum?

I can't speak as an expert on rodents, but a skwirl's pussy maybe possible with airfare to Oregon.
Looking4ever

Oct 22 @ 10:35PM  
I can't speak as an expert on rodents, but a skwirl's pussy maybe possible with airfare to Oregon.

Oh, WoW, that was pretty good!

Sorry, Bort, I got nuttin'.
girlcountry

Oct 23 @ 8:28AM  
Hi Borty!! Missed ya and......I'd give ya a mouse's bum!!

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