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Free Condoms!!!----Condom Party!

posted 10/22/2008 3:57:23 PM |

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Sunshine79

I just got 2 bags full of free condoms. Woo Hoo!

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I was thinkin'.....I know I can't use all 36 of them, so I'm gonna blow them up and invite you all to a "Condom Party"!

Anyone that decides to cum, I mean come to the condom party, must wear some form of lingerie or something sexy. Guys too! I happen to like those thong like panties for men where it's an elephant on the front and the trunk is the....well, you know!

C'mon everyone, Let's get the party started!! Oh and BYOC.....(Bring Your Own Condoms) *(Not Beat Your Own Cock, I can do that for ya!)

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So....what are you gonna wear??

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Wordsofwit

Oct 22 @ 4:00PM

You can always put those condoms on the dancing bananas.

funnywhapper

Oct 22 @ 4:08PM

condoms are wrong. i'm a catholic. bareback, the only way to ride.
and you're catholic too, so you better not con the dumb. i'm just a condumb.
excon became lib, become commie, become green, become pink, become
yellow, become blue, become for peace and war and staying alive and sober
while laughing about it all. pin the tale on the donkey. that's a fun game
to play at parties. there's parity that way. here in the puppet usa of the
people's republic of china, we are allowed to eat chinese food most of the time.
panda garden. i bought japanese yesterady. today i was allowed to eat
enchiladas, four of them. i haven't eaten them yet. american food has
just about been banned. mcdonald's is still allowed. chinese always talk
about the poor starving americans. who have nothing to eat. except each
other. in a sexual way of course. boy those chinese breed like bunnies.
pa, why are there so many chinese people? and they always talk
to us about population control and enviroinmentalism. what a buncha double talk.
dubble bubble bubble gum. blowing the big economic bubble. how big
can it get. i hate it when it blows up in my face. with a beard on, its hell
to get off.

Wordsofwit

Oct 22 @ 4:22PM

condoms are wrong... i hate it when it blows up in my face. with a beard on, its hell to get off.

Somehow that made sense and I don't know why.

lunanegra

Oct 22 @ 4:34PM

Somehow that made sense and I don't know why.

Drunk or high?

Personally,I'd take those condoms and make condom animals. Balloon animals sounds too child-like.

Looking4ever

Oct 22 @ 5:20PM

Well, I'm in the process of making a trampy vampire costume...I could wear that...

hot4you120

Oct 22 @ 5:26PM

im gonna wear a elephant trunk thong thats it

bobbierob

Oct 22 @ 5:42PM

uhhh.........my gladius maximus costume is in the shop, so I have to go to the party next time!

StraddleMyNose

Oct 22 @ 6:49PM

Guys too! I happen to like those thong like panties for men where it's an elephant on the front and the trunk is the....well, you know!

Now I'm a Republican and all, but I WILL NOT WEAR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!

flavorbuster

Oct 22 @ 7:11PM

Don't know how to spell it but I'd rather use saranrap

evild614

Oct 23 @ 1:29AM

I'll go as Timberlake- with the box.

Looking4ever

Oct 23 @ 8:09AM

my gladius maximus costume is in the shop, so I have to go to the party next time!

Aw, I'm sure Sunshine wouldn't mind if you came to the party in your birthday suit....

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