AddThis Social Bookmark Button
Free Dating

Acronym Game

posted 10/22/2008 12:42:11 PM |
4 kudosgive kudos what's this?
    report abuse
  Wordsofwit

This could be fun or it could be lame, I dunno. But I thought I would float it out there to see what happened. It kind of goes like this: you define a well known acronym, then use the newly defined acronym in a sentence, then submit an acronym (new, same, previously submitted) for the next person.

Here we go boys and girls:

IBM

Incredible Bowel Movement

I had to take a dump at Lowes and couldn't find a restroom, but I couldn't put off taking the browns to the super bowl. So, I went to the plumbing department, located a display toilet and deposited an IBM in it.

MGM

Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

   read more blogs!

Blogs by Wordsofwit:
Straddle's Surrogate
Baby Boomers - Humor
Assorted Jokes
Running Some Numbers on the Changes in Blogland
Ducks? What is it with ducks this morning? - Jokes
Acronym Game
Two Jokes
Quick Joke
The Roaring Silence
If Your Kids are Grown and Out of the House... (Repost)


Comments:

post a comment!

keepinganeyeout

Oct 22 @ 12:47PM  
MGM
My giant member.
My giant member will not fit into small receptacles.

ETA
ThePurpleProphet

Oct 22 @ 12:51PM  
ETA=Erotic training asembly

NROTC
keepinganeyeout

Oct 22 @ 12:55PM  
NROTC
Not right on the clit
She wanted me to lick harder but not Right on the clit.
DUI
Ewe_Wish

Oct 22 @ 12:55PM  
NROTC

Never Roll On THe Chicken.........it scrambles the eggs........


NASA
xquseme

Oct 22 @ 1:01PM  
NASA
Not A Sanctioned Activity
Example: Collecting worn women's undergarments qualifies as a NASA activity
(Except in Cleveland.... )

NBA
Wordsofwit

Oct 22 @ 1:01PM  
NASA

not another stinky ass.

All of the guys at party ate too much chili and gave them gas, so when the fourth guy farted a woman creamed, "NASA!"

FYI
xquseme

Oct 22 @ 1:02PM  
Oops! I confused two esteemed AMD members! Sorry, guys!
Ewe_Wish

Oct 22 @ 1:02PM  
FYI

Fuck Young Inbreds..........West Virginia State Motto

MADD
keepinganeyeout

Oct 22 @ 1:04PM  
NBA
National Butthole Association
The guy was such an ass, I bet he's president of the National Butthole Association.
BLT
casuallylooking

Oct 22 @ 1:04PM  
DUI
Doing Unusual Inspections...
The officer, was himself arrested, when they discovered he was doing unusual inspections on the male prostitutes prisoners.

NASA
Naughty and Sexy Aliens.
The farmer said he was out checking on his sheep when a space ship with hundreds of naughty and sexy aliens abducted him for about 6 hours. He's hoping they come back soon.

NRA
casuallylooking

Oct 22 @ 1:05PM  
oops sorry...typed the whole words out.
dmbchick420

Oct 22 @ 1:06PM  
MADD

my ass does damage

Does go there, MADD

CABG
dmbchick420

Oct 22 @ 1:07PM  
OOP!!! I meant "don't go there" lol
Ewe_Wish

Oct 22 @ 1:07PM  

NRA

No Real Anal...........what you have with a blow up doll with no asshole........

BLT

Big Long Tits........what happens to us fat women when gravity takes over......


CPU

casuallylooking

Oct 22 @ 1:11PM  
..what happens to us fat women when gravity takes over..
AMEN!!!
Not an acronym...just a sad fact.
keepinganeyeout

Oct 22 @ 1:16PM  
CPU
Crusty Pungent Underwear
Bob needed to change his Cpu.
DOA
Wordsofwit

Oct 22 @ 1:16PM  
NBA

No Balls Allowed

Sign on the door of a lesbian nightclub.

OMG
dmbchick420

Oct 22 @ 1:23PM  
OMG

old masturbation guide

He forgot what he was doing so he got out the OMG.

BRB
Ewe_Wish

Oct 22 @ 1:29PM  
BRB

Bruce Raped Bruce............what WOW calls his masterbation
keepinganeyeout

Oct 22 @ 1:29PM  
BRB
Burnt Right Boob
Due to cooking nekid, she had a BRB.
MIA
Ewe_Wish

Oct 22 @ 1:34PM  
MIA

My Itchy Ass.........what happens when i run out of preparation H........


OIC
Sunshine79

Oct 22 @ 1:38PM  
OIC

Oysters In Cunt

LMAO
Sunshine79

Oct 22 @ 1:39PM  
Oops...I was at the strip club and that bitch smelled like she has OIC!!

LMAO
Ewe_Wish

Oct 22 @ 1:40PM  
LMAO Lick My Anal Out..............another one of straddles lame blogs......
j/k
Ewe_Wish

Oct 22 @ 1:41PM  
oops


MGD
Wordsofwit

Oct 22 @ 1:43PM  
OIC

Ohio Is Creepy

After reading some blogs, I noted that OIC.

LMAO
Wordsofwit

Oct 22 @ 1:45PM  
MGD

My Great Dick

Many new guys complain that many women don't appreciate MGD

EDS
dmbchick420

Oct 22 @ 1:45PM  
MGD

Massive Giant Dick

...what Ewe blogs about....

BOT
keepinganeyeout

Oct 22 @ 1:47PM  
EDS
Every Day Shit
I didnt do much last weekend just EDS
LCD
Ewe_Wish

Oct 22 @ 1:50PM  
BOT

Big Old Tongue...........what you need for a MGD


LCD

Like CasuallyLooking Does

I want to act sweet and innocent LCD
Wordsofwit

Oct 22 @ 1:51PM  
BOT
Big Old Tits

Dayna complains about what gravity does to BOT.

LCD
lunanegra

Oct 22 @ 1:54PM  
PBS~ Putrid Bowel Syndrome

After a dinner at Taco Bell,I suffered the effects of PBS so badly,I had to courtesy flush and use a whole can of Oust!


Next word up: BBC
Ewe_Wish

Oct 22 @ 1:56PM  
Dayna complains about what gravity does to BOT.
So true so very true.................
Dan360

Oct 22 @ 1:58PM  

BBC

Big beautiful cleavage

Luna's avatar shows BBC

PMS
keepinganeyeout

Oct 22 @ 2:04PM  
PMS
Pretty Mean Shit
Every month I get exposed to some PMS.
PSI
Wordsofwit

Oct 22 @ 2:22PM  
PSI

Pussy Stunk Intensely

I vomited on her clit due to PSI.

Here is a tougher one from James Bond
SPECRE
ElmiraNY

Oct 22 @ 2:31PM  
What is a accurate desciption for the acrinim of "FBI"?

Fucking Big Idiots?
Ewe_Wish

Oct 22 @ 2:34PM  
SPECRE

Some people's email contains rude ejacuations.................some people get alot of wanna fucks................


ABC
Wordsofwit

Oct 22 @ 2:38PM  
ABC

A Big Cooter

Some omen only get off on double penetration because they have ABC

SNL
keepinganeyeout

Oct 22 @ 2:43PM  
SPECTRE
Shaved Pussies Excrete Creamy Translucent Resin Early.
She needs no lube due to SPECTRE.
PHD
ThePurpleProphet

Oct 22 @ 3:31PM  
PHD

Phat Headed Doctors

I wonder if that nurse has ever had a PHD.


CIA
lunanegra

Oct 22 @ 3:36PM  
CIA= Coitus In the Ass

Well,you know what that means of course...
Wordsofwit

Oct 22 @ 3:37PM  
CIA

Cock In Ass

My last girlfriend was really fun as she loved CIA.

USA
Dan360

Oct 22 @ 3:44PM  

USA

Undulating sweet ass...

I could follow her for miles she had a USA

PHD
Dan360

Oct 22 @ 3:48PM  

Ooops! Sorry!

Lets try....

OSI
Sunshine79

Oct 22 @ 4:03PM  
OSI = Overly Sexy Inbreds...

At the family reunion, I had to stay away from the OSI!

WOW
lunanegra

Oct 22 @ 4:49PM  
WOW...this could be obvious,but I'm going to go with "wildly orgasmic woman".

Eh,that one didnt make sense...
Wordsofwit

Oct 22 @ 6:54PM  
WOW

weird or what

I just read a blog asking if a guy would dip his dick into bleach for a couple hundred bucks, is that WOW?

NAFTA
partytimemary

Oct 22 @ 7:39PM  
NAFTA

Sunshine started yellin' NAFTA, NAFTA they are everywhere!
After reading Luna's last blog

"Not Another Fuck Tard Alert"


AMD

theSkwirl

Oct 22 @ 8:25PM  
AMD

Another Mediocre Datesite..

A day at AMD is like.. a day.


BDSM
lunanegra

Oct 22 @ 9:15PM  
BDSM

Buxom Dilettantes Seeking Mates

evild614

Oct 23 @ 1:32AM  
Nooo, it's been killed!
Wordsofwit

Oct 23 @ 7:18AM  
NFL

No Fucking Luck

Many new guys write crappy essays and emails and then whine that the have NFL with the ladies on AMD.

BBW
theSkwirl

Oct 23 @ 10:11AM  
BBW ~ Big Bad Wolf

The three lil piggies had to hide in the corner when the BBW came to call.

DMV
evild614

Oct 24 @ 2:56AM  
Ah, WoW pressured it!

DMV

Dammit! Moving violation.

Allright, I'll get it since nobody's done it yet, and it's about time...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMupwUD8vzk
NAMBLA!
Wordsofwit

Oct 24 @ 8:34AM  
Here is a direct link to site mentioned above
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMupwUD8vzk

NAMBLA
North American Men's Butt Lickers Association

NAMBLA held its annual convention in San Francisco this week and announced that the meeting next year will be in Montreal.

GOP
keepinganeyeout

Oct 25 @ 2:28PM  
GOP
Greasy old pussy.
I love the GOP

FCC
Wordsofwit

Oct 25 @ 2:53PM  
FCC

Free Cock Cummings

Sunshine is offering FCC.

USSR
Looking4ever

Oct 25 @ 2:54PM  
FCC

Fresh, creamy cum

The secret to her youthful appearance was liberally applying FCC daily.

BFD
keepinganeyeout

Oct 25 @ 3:02PM  
USSR
Unusually Small Sperm Receptacle.
Sex with her was uncomfortable due to her USSR.

OSHA
keepinganeyeout

Oct 25 @ 3:04PM  
BFD
Big Fat Dude
Most women wont date a BFD

CPA
Looking4ever

Oct 25 @ 3:09PM  
CPA

cunt pretty appalling

She had one of the scariest CPAs he had ever seen...and he had seen a lot of them!

MPH
Dan360

Oct 25 @ 3:10PM  

curvy perfect ass

Not only were her eyes amazing but she also had a CPA.

USSR
Dan360

Oct 25 @ 3:31PM  

MPH

My penis head

I screamed like a banshee when she bit MPH!!

CPU
Looking4ever

Oct 25 @ 3:37PM  
CPU

craving pussy undulations

He was seriously CPU but had to settle for his hand once again.

DOA
Dan360

Oct 25 @ 3:43PM  

DOA

Dreamy oval ass....

Oh you have such a DOA!

EPA
Looking4ever

Oct 25 @ 3:51PM  
EPA

elderly, pathetic asshole

He was such an EPA that he couldn't be bother to respect her age limitations stated in her profile. They were meant for everyone but him, right?

NASA
lunanegra

Oct 25 @ 4:47PM  
EPA

elderly, pathetic asshole


I don't have one for NASA,but that was one was funny


keepinganeyeout

Oct 25 @ 6:25PM  
NASA
National Asshole Sniffer Association.
Most dogs (and some men) are members of NASA.

MSG
flavorbuster

Oct 25 @ 8:39PM  
OEOHFPPE ....... ONE EYED ONE HORNED FLYING PURPLE PEOPLE EATER ...... The old purple people eater was a female in heat ..... ( hope this doesn't offend pp prophet .. ) that couldn't find a mate then suddenly the 3 petered owl popped up & said I'm game which petrified the purple people eater which said I have one pussy like my given name one of everything ... So 3PO said pretend your in a gangbang w/ 3 different males people eater said nope but after a few drinks she gave in & they mated .................. FHS ....... flying hershey squirts
Looking4ever

Oct 25 @ 8:50PM  
MSG

mega sexy grandma

To hell with the MILFs, that woman is a MSG!

3M (MMM...also known a Minnesota Mining & Manufacturing...the makers of Scotch tape)

Dan360

Oct 26 @ 1:58PM  

MMM

Moaning Marys mouth

He had his vienna sausage deep in MMM!


USDA
xquseme

Oct 26 @ 2:07PM  
USSR
Unusually Soggy Sexual Receptacle

QWERTY
xquseme

Oct 26 @ 2:10PM  
Oops! Forgot my example:
Uncle Sam unsheathed his weapon of mass destruction and aimed it at the USSR!
Dan360

Oct 26 @ 10:39PM  

QWERTY

Quentin was eating rotten tomato's yesterday!

Oh gosh, QWERTY!

USMC
Looking4ever

Oct 26 @ 10:44PM  
USMC

unusually small, miniature cock

I know it was horribly rude of us, but it was difficult not to laugh and point at his USMC as he stripped & gyrated for the Kudo Whore.

USDA

rescueremedy

Oct 26 @ 11:17PM  
United Small Dick Association

He belonged to the USDA.
PBR
Looking4ever

Oct 26 @ 11:59PM  
PBR

premature bra removal

He damn near lost an eye because he was not ready when 'the girls' sprang forth from the PBR.

PETA
Dan360

Oct 27 @ 12:40AM  

PETA

Plenty enough tits & ass

The bar was packed there was PETA for everyone...

USAF
Looking4ever

Oct 27 @ 1:28AM  
USAF

Uniquely scented artificial female

Purple Prophet's USAF was supposed to smell, "just like a woman" but was more reminiscent of a men's locker room.

COBRA
Dan360

Oct 27 @ 1:48PM  

COBRA

Carols orgasms began rolling again.

Jim Bob was amazed as COBRA!

STD

dmbchick420

Oct 27 @ 2:01PM  
STD

Super turbo dildo

Since he wasn't good enough to finish the job, she got out the STD

WTF
Looking4ever

Oct 27 @ 2:18PM  
WTF

way terriffic fuck

She could barely stand, let alone walk, the way her legs had turned to Jell-O after that WTF!

CPA
Dan360

Oct 27 @ 2:35PM  

CPA

Cathy's pussy agape

The young hung stud left CPA!!

PSI
Looking4ever

Oct 27 @ 5:32PM  
PSI

Penile Stupidity on the Internet

They might have been perfectly wonderful guys in real life, but they let themselves become subject to PSI and blew all hopes of getting a piece of ass.

DMV
Looking4ever

Oct 27 @ 11:04PM  
DMV

deflowering many virgins

Lots of EPAs on AMD have visions of DMV. Good luck with that!

AMD

*EPA...see above /\/\/\ elderly, pathetic assholes
lunanegra

Oct 27 @ 11:43PM  
AMD:

Awesome Male Derrière


A day at South Beach always guarantees some nice AMD



ROTC

lunanegra

Oct 27 @ 11:50PM  
Oop,double adjective...

Edit: A day at South Beach always guarantees some AMD!
Looking4ever

Oct 28 @ 12:08AM  
ROTC

really orally tempting cock

Occasionally I find myself drooling as I daydream about ROTC.

SCUBA
Wordsofwit

Oct 28 @ 6:48AM  
SCUBA

Sucking Cocks Under Barn Animals

The nastiest girl I knew lived in Nebraska and she loved SCUBA.

NAACP

free dating | mission statement | testimonials | safety warning | report abuse | safe list | privacy | legal | 2257 | advertise | link to us

© Copyright 2000-2014 Online Singles, LLC.
OS-WEB02
Acronym Game