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posted 10/22/2008 9:14:11 AM |
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  dmbchick420

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:

'I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!'

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says:

'I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!'

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,

'I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!'

At this point the biker stands up,takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says...............

'Grandpa ....... Go home! You're drunk!'

.............and one dancing banana comin right up..........

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dmbchick420

Oct 22 @ 9:32AM  
...oh yeah...btw...if this is a repeat....you can spank me!

.....another dancing banana for Words of Wit because I know he loves the dancin banana....lmao......
keepinganeyeout

Oct 22 @ 9:47AM  
Cute
theSkwirl

Oct 22 @ 9:48AM  
Bend over baby...

But it's still funny... I don't care who y'are!
bobbierob

Oct 22 @ 9:57AM  
good joke!


....you can spank me!

Alright!!.........now you're talking! ......
Sunshine79

Oct 22 @ 10:26AM  
LMAO!!!
ThePurpleProphet

Oct 22 @ 11:19AM  
I've never heard it before. But I'll still give you a spankin'.
Dan360

Oct 22 @ 11:24AM  

Thanks, I needed that!
Ewe_Wish

Oct 22 @ 11:46AM  
OMG that was one of the best jokes that has been posted on here lately..................
geena

Oct 22 @ 12:07PM  
this retarded grandpa must have escaped the doll house*


*girlcountry's blog "Retarded Grandparents"
StraddleMyNose

Oct 22 @ 7:17PM  
oh yeah...btw...if this is a repeat....you can spank me!

Yep, heard it before....bend over now!

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