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Parrot of ill Repute

posted 10/21/2008 11:59:48 PM |
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A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00, which seemed awfully cheap.

"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her seriously and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then found it kind of amusing.

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them enter and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband came home from work.

The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Bobbierob!"

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flavorbuster

Oct 22 @ 12:03AM  
Thats was a good one
geena

Oct 22 @ 12:25AM  
Bob's interment followed after three days
StraddleMyNose

Oct 22 @ 3:19AM  
Sunshine79

Oct 22 @ 10:18AM  
Ewe_Wish

Oct 22 @ 12:05PM  
Ya think it was Enzyte Bob?
keepinganeyeout

Oct 22 @ 12:08PM  
Ya think it was Enzyte Bob?
Looking4ever

Oct 22 @ 5:12PM  
He didn't say, "Hi, Bob." Tell them what he really said. He said, "Hi, bobbierob", didn't he?
bobbierob

Oct 22 @ 5:18PM  
He didn't say, "Hi, Bob." Tell them what he really said. He said, "Hi, bobbierob", didn't he?

ummm......it does say 'hi bobbierob'

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Parrot of ill Repute