I don't blog much because, I really have nothing profound to say or share. I don't this time either. 
BUT! I got this email today and I am so confused. Can anyone tell me what this kid is writing to me? 
Damn you bad dam you thick and i may not know perfect but dam you it and u it and u rite and you nice you can be my judge baby yea ill do life give me life and i kno that will be dancin till your toes hurt and i can make your toes curl and i can make ur soul jerk we can soul search i wanna talk to u but i dont kno if u wanna talk to me to. HOLLA MA
Am I that dense? I come to you for enlightenment!  Help me out here. 
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sugarnspice005
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Oct 21 @ 4:22PM
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damn!! knew I should have studied stupidese in school! 
Sorry..can't help you, although I THINK ( I know..that can be dangerous at times.  ) he wants you to holler at him for some reason. 
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manwithoutahorse
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Oct 21 @ 4:38PM
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I think he likes you (you bad AND thick) and wants to talk to you, but wants you to write back (holla) unless he gave you a phone number. THen it's up to you...sorry, but the rest would be pure speculation on my part. Good luck!
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Wordsofwit
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Oct 21 @ 4:41PM
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Who sent it, Captain Morgan or Jack Daniels?
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lunanegra
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Oct 21 @ 4:55PM
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I think its a form of Urban-speak;Manwithout got the translation right. Anyway,its proof that the US is dead last in educational superiority. Kind of makes the bile rise in the back of your throat doesn't it? 
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keepinganeyeout
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Oct 21 @ 4:57PM
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Damn you bad dam you thick and i may not know perfect but dam you it he loves the way you look and you are his idea of perfect.
you can be my judge baby yea ill do life give me life this means he's willing to commit long term.
and i kno that will be dancin till your toes hurt and i can make your toes curl and i can make ur soul jerk we can soul search he wants to take you dancing and then he promises intense orgasms for you and getting to know one another.
i wanna talk to u but i dont kno if u wanna talk to me to. HOLLA MA he's shy and hopes you will make the next move and holla back.
see what you can decipher if you spend time reading Whapper's blogs 
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lunanegra
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Oct 21 @ 5:01PM
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see what you can decipher if you spend time reading Whapper's blogs
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mrknowuwell
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Oct 21 @ 5:08PM
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so whats ur reply 2 the lusty lad.......enquiring minds want 2 know 
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Looking4ever
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Oct 21 @ 5:18PM
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Ah, mauwitoutahorse and keepinganeyeout...how do you guys know these things? Trying to figure out if it's good that you do or scary that you do.
see what you can decipher if you spend time reading Whapper's blogs
I try every so often but I just can't. Whapper's blogs give me a headache trying to figure out what he is saying. Which is too bad, 'cause I bet it make interesting reading if I could ever figure him out.
Sure makes me miss DickSlippery's blogs. Where is that deviant? He needs to come back.
Kind of makes the bile rise in the back of your throat doesn't it?
So, it didn't get you all horned up either? Good. Thought I was being bitchy or something. 
so whats ur reply 2 the lusty lad.......enquiring minds want 2 know
BLOCK and DELETE
Just wanted to know out of curiosity. Had no intention of replying. And definitely no interest in a guy I can't understand...let alone that is 20!
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manwithoutahorse
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Oct 21 @ 5:29PM
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Ah, mauwitoutahorse and keepinganeyeout...how do you guys know these things? Trying to figure out if it's good that you do or scary that you do.
It's a gift. And if were to tell you the real reason then my cover would be blown and I would have to go back into hiding.
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keepinganeyeout
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Oct 21 @ 5:30PM
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I try every so often but I just can't. Whapper's blogs give me a headache trying to figure out what he is saying. Which is too bad, 'cause I bet it make interesting reading if I could ever figure him out. he's very inteligent and loves to fuck with people
the more of his stuff you read the more you understand. he also likes to carry his topics over into other blogs so sometimes you have to read them all to get it.
The guy cracks me the hell up
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StraddleMyNose
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Oct 21 @ 5:30PM
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I think he likes you (you bad AND thick) and wants to talk to you, but wants you to write back (holla) unless he gave you a phone number. THen it's up to you...sorry, but the rest would be pure speculation on my part. Good luck!
Makes sense to me...
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keepinganeyeout
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Oct 21 @ 5:32PM
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And if were to tell you the real reason then my cover would be blown and I would have to go back into hiding.  we have both said to much as it is
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Ewe_Wish
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Oct 21 @ 5:49PM
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Ah, mauwitoutahorse and keepinganeyeout...how do you guys know these things? Trying to figure out if it's good that you do or scary that you do. I can help you with this one L4E........its down right scary........ 
and there are just some things that i dont want to understand and whappers blogs are one of them.......... 
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flavorbuster
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Oct 21 @ 6:28PM
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Sounds like the one guy on King of the Hill mailed you
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paulywalnuts
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Oct 21 @ 7:10PM
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Sounds like EBONICS 101
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theSkwirl
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Oct 21 @ 7:18PM
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LOL ain't them youngins interesting? Umm yeah..if I can't smell what you're steppin in.. I don't think we are having any kinda anything.
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MUDSHARK450
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Oct 21 @ 8:17PM
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I don't blog much because, I really have nothing profound to say or share
Which makes you like all of us 
Sounds like jive of the seventies. Never understood then either.
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Looking4ever
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Oct 22 @ 1:23AM
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It's not just the young ones. Got this from a 52 year old:
so i have to engage your brain, sure you have wild
college education. your shy about posing for this
photo. but you more likly have wonderful smile. eye's
more than likly a hazel green. given the since of humor
u have. so the next photo should be of the best you
have. will type you next time
I didn't know I had a since of humor.
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dmbchick420
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Oct 22 @ 9:24AM
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Who sent it, Captain Morgan or Jack Daniels?
....I love what WOW says...he is hilarious!
hmmmm.....
I think you should just send back a message saying, "we fuck and then you go home!" lmao (I know old shit, but I still think IT'S FUNNY AS HELL!!!)
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bobbierob
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Oct 22 @ 10:09AM
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man, I am a little late on this one, arent I?
He was asking you directions to the seven eleven.
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Looking4ever
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Oct 22 @ 11:09AM
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I think you should just send back a message saying, "we fuck and then you go home!"
I did just that, dmbchick. I'll let you know if I get a reply!
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thecrow4169
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Nov 15 @ 11:32PM
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is this the part where Spock tells Kirk "Should I say another colorful metaphor Captain???" Or is it the part where Austin Powers is talking British Slang in gold member???? I know i seen this in one of the movies.
BRO--THER!!!!!!! thats some way of talking!
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